Author Archives: Wayne Hodges

Pimp Assault Video: Hooker beaten for withholding sex over nasty coronavirus

Atlanta procurer assaults hooker.  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — “Hey, dirty, baby I got your money…” Law enforcement officials are investigating after a negro souteneur beat the sh*t out of his Caucasian prostitute after she eschewed copulation with clients amid trepidation of contracting the deadly coronavirus. The Ike & Tina ordeal transpired inside a gas station convenience store in ...

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Sam I Am is now “The Banker”

The Banker really ‘racist,’ but good.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD – Are you black and can’t get a loan? If so, you can probably relate to George Nolfi’s recently released drama “The Banker.” Despite garnering a middling score of 68 percent on Rotten Tomatoes’ renowned Tomatometer, the bodacious film still gets a thumbs up for a trio of crackerjack ...

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NCAA cancels “March Madness” amid heightened concerns over coronavirus

March Madness is cancelled in 2020. Blog King, Mass Appeal INDIANAPOLIS — With 6/1 odds, the top-ranked Kansas Jayhawks are the betting favorite to win the national title. But it won’t happen. That’s because, on Thursday, the NCAA cancelled all of its winter and spring championships (including the men’s basketball tournament) amid heightened concerns over the coronavirus pandemic. The unprecedented ...

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NBA suspends season after Utah’s Gobert “tested positive” for deadly coronavirus

Coronavirus sparks league suspension. Blog King, Mass Appeal OKLAHOMA CITY — The NBA suspended its season “until further notice” after Utah Jazz center Rudy Gobert tested positive for the coronavirus. The announcement came just moments after league officials postponed Wednesday’s contest between the Utah Jazz and Oklahoma City Thunder. Gobert’s teammate, Donovan Mitchell, has also contracted the malady. “This is ...

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NFL legend Michael Strahan says ex-wife “abusive,” seeking custody of twin girls

Michael Strahan seeking custody.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Good Morning America’s Michael Strahan is already entangled in an embittered child support battle with his second ex-wife, Jean Muggli Strahan. Now we can add custodial rights to the docket. The former NFL star filed court docs the other day seeking primary custody of their twin 15-year-old daughters, Sophia ...

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Azriel Clary ‘accusing’ singer R. Kelly of “coercing” her to eat her own dookie

Azriel Clary drops dookie bombshell.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — R. Kelly’s sexual assault case just took another bizarre twist. Azriel Clary, a former odalisque in Kelly’s harem, dropped a bombshell the other day when she accused the ignominious singer of forcing her to masticate her own feces. She said Kelly filmed the sordid ordeal. Azriel made the shocking ...

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Saturday Night Live spoofs coronavirus “pandemic” with hilarious soap opera

Saturday Night Live spoofs Coronavirus.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — The cast of “Saturday Night Live” poked a little fun at the coronavirus outbreak over the weekend with a “Sands of Modesto” soap opera that goes way overboard with precautions. Actors Daniel Craig and Kate McKinnon are farcical in maintaining a “social distance” to eschew contracting COVID-19 which ...

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Gang Assault Video: 18 ruthless “thugs” pummeled 15-year-old girl in New York

Eighteen blacks assault teenager.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Law enforcement officials in Brooklyn, New York are lookin’ to prosecute at least eighteen black dudes after they allegedly beat the hell out of a 15-year-old girl in broad daylight. The Rodney King-esque trouncing transpired Thursday afternoon on Utica Avenue near Sterling Place in Crown Heights. It was also ...

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