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Orgasm 101: Olivia gives route to a woman’s vulva

Olivia shares women’s sex secrets/YouTube

Olivia says capture the brain.

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SEATTLE — Fellas, are you having trouble pleasing women in the bedroom? Are vulvas often dessicated in your presence? If so, I have great news! A viral video shows “Blueprint” author Olivia Alexa giving simps a tutorial on how to get ladies sexually aroused. The prepossessing redbone made it crystal clear the way to a woman’s vulva is through her noggin. “When it comes to the bedroom, women are a lot harder to please because women live inside their heads the majority of the time,” Olivia explained. “Any female can hop in the bed with you and think nothing of it. I’m not talking about the women who are easy. I’m talking about actual women of substance.” Wait a minute… Any female will hop in bed with us? Sh*t, where they at? I digress. Back to the topic. Olivia said once a woman’s encephalon is subjugated, then (and only then) will she spread her legs for a n*gga. But it takes a helluva man (like me) to make it happen. “It takes a rare kind of guy that can ignite sexual desire in a woman and make her feel just as excited to jump in the bed with him,” Olivia admitted.

“When I say ‘rare kind of guy’ you’re probably thinking I’m talking about looks or status, but you’re wrong. The fact is making a woman crave you sexually starts in the mind. It’s about understanding what makes her tick. It’s about knowing your way around her mind, body and soul.”

Olivia said it’s imperative fellas effectuate foreplay prior to copulation. That’s because it only takes two seconds for a phallus to become erect, whereas with women, it typically takes a lot longer for their coochies to become waterlogged. Therefore, the onus is on men to get ’em moist. “If there was one phrase to describe how women get aroused long-term, it’s ‘build up,'” Olivia said.

“While men can quickly go from zero to one hundred, women need to be eased into it over a period of minutes, hours or sometimes even days. It’s a gradual build-up of sexual tension that eventually makes her crave you.”

Social media reaction was priceless.

One commenter wrote, “Build up my ass. She will crave you if you are tall, handsome and rich.”

Another chimed in with, “Modern women ain’t worth all that.”

A third viewer added, “Too much work. I’m a busy man. She’s either in or out.”

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This Post Has 23 Comments

  1. So find a woman who is extremely into you, almost to the point of obsession. Got it.
    They don’t exist anymore.

  2. How come these same “sexually complicated” creatures are involved in one night stands on a daily?

  3. Bill Withers said that before you make love to the body, you have to make love to the mind.

    That said, you cannot negotiate attraction.
    If a w0man is not attracted to you, then how will you seduce or arouse her to the point of wanting to have sex with you specifically?

  4. Women have gone insane, how about we teach women to get out of their heads and back into reality?

  5. Build up equals bull$hit. If you follow how do you make her feel it’s a rabbit hole. Whatch out for those fake signals.

  6. I’ve had 2 really bad experiences with that …I had to get restraining orders on 2 different women …the last thing you want as a man is a woman that really likes you in real life …she might be crazy

  7. The problem with this though; for men, it’s an ongoing constant battle to fill up a woman’s empty vessel of herself. As men; with inflation out the buttframe, we got bigger fish to fry, if she yearns for stability; for which they all do.

    Its all about being balanced; for which most women are lacking.

  8. My wife is anti-buildup. She doesn’t flirt. She doesn’t reciprocate. She’s totally sexually closed off. She’s the opposite of attractive.
    She’s constantly stressed even though I take care of everything for her. She won’t let herself enjoy anything. She’s miserable and I’m done trying to make her happy. A woman needs to be happy herself in order to contribute to the relationship.

  9. And what does she do for him while he’s doing all these back flips .. sounds like you have to serve her is what it sounds like. But honestly, i never have any issue in this area and i didn’t have to do all that. Just keeping it

  10. The problem is, where’s that woman of substance who deserves this effort. Because that’s a lot of effort.

  11. Left out an important element You can take care of her prime her up and elevate her mood but she will still go and be with someone else physically that she would not Have been with had you not got her right. I’ve seen it many times with good dudes even myself you have a scumbag come smash your girl or wife when she’s looking right and feeling right because of your work. To be fair I’ve seen it happen to women too They built a man up only for him to scrape a scallywag… I’m not one of those bitter dudes The game is the game to me but I’d rather put my time efforts & energy into something else.

  12. God put women on earth for man….But it seems a man got to do more for women….that’s why most relationships don’t work…

  13. If she likes you enough none of that matters! If she doesn’t like you enough none of that matters.

    Read this again.

  14. @jon3326: I bet you thought you were being clever there… You weren’t

  15. Never listen to a woman who talks about what men should do, ask a man who knows how to score.

  16. I just started a new relationship and I’ve been hitting home run after home run. This women is turned all the way on…. but it’s also been effortless. We just match. Finally found someone that matches me, so turning her on isn’t hard work. But I had to date a bunch of women before her and not settle for them in order to find her.

  17. I’ve actually followed this exact advice all my life, because my mother taught me to do this with women. But do you know what? I’m still single because basically although the woman feels valued, the woman feels like she’s being made to be important, and I’ve always been told how much a woman says that she feels safe around me….. I don’t end up with her. So the corollary to this is that was going to take the rare type of man that understands this? It’s going to take the rare kind of a true woman to get with the authentic guy that’s trying to woo her. Because what ends up happening is that in the cases I’ve mentioned with myself, the woman eventually doesn’t take it seriously, and just leaves things hanging. So it is great advice and spot on, but the problem is finding a woman that truly values it, because those actual women are few and far between these days.

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