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Funny Bone: Aries Spears roasted Blog King… badly

Aries is the Crowd Work King/YouTube

Aries is savage. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

KANSAS CITY — Babygirl and I went to Kansas City’s Funny Bone on Saturday to watch “Mad TV” legend Aries Spears. As expected, he was funny as hell. What we didn’t anticipate, however, was yours truly gettin’ roasted for 20 minutes. Yessir. Aries made me an integral part of his standup – much to the merriment of the capacity crowd. What’s crazy is we made ourselves sedentary on the 3rd row, thinking we were safe. That’s because when we got clowned by Bill Bellamy and Tony Rock in recent weeks, we sat up front. But they only blasted us for 5 minutes. Aries whooped my ass for damn near half an hour. That’s gotta be some kind of Improv record. Thankfully, an intrepid white woman was plucky enough to succor me. She stood up to Aries on my behalf, and he clowned her for that – saying if we were still mired in the days of slavery, she would’ve purchased my black ass to procure some Mandingo phallus.

The audience went bonkers!

Telling you dawg… the roasting 🦃 was so acute, patrons approached me after the show and called me “famous,” assuming I was part of the act. I definitely wasn’t. Aries, like most comics, are great improvisors. Babygirl said the show was recorded. I certainly hope I don’t end up on “Comedy Central.” Aries gave me the Rodney King treatment. It was an ass-whoopin’ of epic proportions.

That being said, it was all in good fun.

We took pictures afterward and I bought babygirl one of his t-shirts.

If you’ve never seen Aries live, do that sh*t.

He’s hilarious.

Watch some of his best crowd work.

Share your thoughts.

This Post Has 84 Comments

  1. Bro is soooooo underrated… I watched MadTV for HIM lmao. I wana see em live so bad.

  2. 🧐🔥🔥🔥SWIRLERS SHALL NOT ENTER THE KINGDOM NOR SHALL RHEIR MONSTER CREATIONS…SAYS: THIS DUDE IS A DEMON, HE’S POSESSED SO MUCH DUE TO SWIRLING HIS OWN NAME FROM THE LAMB’S BOOK OF LIFE THAT HE ENCOURAGING THE VERY SIN THAT SEPARATED YAHUDAH AND THE 12 TRIBES OF YASHARAL FROM THE MOST HIGH TO THIS VERY DAY,….. INTERRACIAL RELATIONS, HE WILL NOT MAKE THE KINGDOM FOR BEING A TRAITOR AND FOR COONING,….. JUBILEES CHAPTER 30 VERSE 22 AND CHAPTER 31,…🔥🔥🔥🧐

  3. Yo this nigha is a surgeon with that mic bruh🤣🤣🤣that shyt crazy he quick as hell wit it😂

  4. Aries is criminally underrated lmfao! Give this man a damn Netflix special already😭😭😭

  5. Never sit close to the front of an Aries Spears show. Either sit way in the back or pretend to be the waiter.

  6. He can’t get a role in nothing at his age this late in the game he’s supposed to be rich and a big star. He does these stand up gigs 4 pennies and interviews with vlad 4 pennies. Fall from grace I call it.

  7. I would have walked out. People come out to have a good time not to be disrespected 🤦🏾‍♀️.

  8. This guy is funny as hell
    A great comedian
    He be keeping it real.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  9. That’s why I don’t go to these shows, I’m liable of catching a stray just cuz I gotta walk pass him to the restroom 😂

  10. Fuck it… Aries should at least shut the fuck up when he notices people aren’t amused. People pay for the show to enjoy themselves and not to get roasted. He has a bad attitude and too damn proud that’s why he didn’t go far in the movie industry. If you’re so creative, you truly have materials then you won’t be wasting time picking on your audience.

  11. @Billie Ocean: I agree. Stay home and watch his ass on TV. Much safer there. Lol.

  12. I’m convinced that Aries Spears has a chronic case of start shititis.

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