Scary Movie: Wayans Bros sequel is absolute disaster

Wayans return.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

CALI — “I see dead people.” They’re back!!! The Wayans Bros, Anna Faris and Regina Hall had an on-set chinwag with Entertainment Tonight’s Kevin Frazier about the “Scary Movie👻” reunion more than 20 years after the original was released. “It’s dope. It’s like a high school reunion,” Marlon Wayans, 53, told Kevin. “But everybody look the same. Everybody look good. Ain’t nobody cracked out.” ET showed the racist scene featuring Regina’s black character (Brenda) and Anna’s white persona (Cindy) contemplating whether or not they should physically greet each other. You can tell they haven’t connected in years. “Cindy, should we hug?” Regina, 55, asked. “I really want to but I’m a Republican now. So I’m supposed to be racist,” Anna, 49, cracked. “Oh, girl. I think all white people are racist anyway. Come here,” Regina retorted before giving her buddy a warm embrace. Anna told Kevin she landed the role during her first ever Hollywood audition. Babygirl was so ecstatic, she damn near passed out.

“It was my first audition in L.A.,” Anna recounted. “It felt like somebody blindfolded me and like shoved me off of a cliff… This whole experience has been really emotional for me. Not to be serious, but I am just so grateful that we’re living this 20-year reunion… I’ve had the time of my life making this movie… It reminds me of beginning my journey in L.A. and how naïve I was and how I didn’t have any idea that I’d be doing comedy. I didn’t think I would be doing any work of this kind. But I’m just grateful [for] getting to act with Regina.”

Marlon said it was all hands on deck during filming, and that included twelve members of the Wayans family — both young and old.

That’s not a misprint.

A cool dozen.

“I got Damon’s son here,” Marlon said.

“Shawn is here. I’m here. My son is here…”

Marlon also introduced his nephew Greg Wayans who plays a horny teenager.

“Don’t he look a lot like Keenen? Especially with the new mouth,” he joked.

Eddie Murphy’s “Coming 2 America” and Adam Sandler’s “Happy Gilmore 2” were released more than 20 years since they premiered and both sucked.

Hate to say it, but the 6th installment of the “Scary Movie” franchise is equally atrocious.

Rotten Tomatoes gave it a lowly score of 29 percent on the Tomatometer.

Double Toasted hated it.

Ditto for yours truly.

Mainly because the parodies aren’t funny, Ghostface is outdated, and nostalgia/celebrity cameos ain’t strong enough to carry a bunch of bad jokes about Shawn being gay🌈. The punchlines, to be candid, are straight ass.

The malodor 💩 reeks through the movie screen.

Towards the film’s cessation, Cameron Scott Roberts (who plays Jack) said Hollywood is running out of ideas which explains why producers are leaning on washed-up thespians in their 50s and 60s to star as protagonists.

Where’s the influx of young, upcoming talent?

Blog-O-Meter Rating: 1 outta 5 popcorn bags

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