Derricos have children galore. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS — Deon Derrico, 49, and his horny ass wife Karen, 40, have fourteen children plus a bun in the oven. That’s not a misprint. Karen is gravid and expecting Baby No. 15 or 16 or 17. But grandma is pissed because she believes that’s too many kids. Deon and Karen, ...

Colorado gunman probably mental. Blog King, Mass Appeal BOULDER — Law enforcement officials in Colorado said 21-year-old gunman Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa was at his Arvada home fiddling with a “machine gun” just days before he armed himself with an AR-style semi-automatic rifle, a handgun and a tactical vest. Family members were pissed at him for playing with a firearm ...

Florida husband murders family.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HAINES CITY — The state of Florida is in mourning after 43-year-old Mark Joseph murdered his wife and kids before turning the gun on himself. The murder-suicide transpired Sunday morning in Haines City, Florida. According to police reports, Mark dialed 911 and told dispatch he shot and killed his family, claiming his ...

Mr. Mendeecees finally released.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — After serving 5 years in a Pennsylvania correctional facility, Mendeecees Harris is finally a free man. The “Love & Hip Hop New York” star was granted an early release from a minimum-security prison on January 29th despite garnering an 8-year sentence for drug trafficking. Must’ve been good behavior. Shortly ...

Nicki Minaj has decided to retire.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Take this job and shove it…” Nicki Minaj has decided to retire from the music industry because she has better sh*t to do… like concoct a ménage and have a few babies with her felonious inamorato, Kenneth Petty. The 36-year-old lyricist announced the revelation Thursday morning via ...

Mecole’s mother gets house, but… Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Just weeks after signing a 4-year deal worth $5 million, Kansas City Chiefs rookie receiver Mecole Hardman bought his mom a new house — telling her: “It’s my turn to take care of you now.” While encircled by a throng of family and friends, the 21-year-old speedster pulled ...

Jessica Alba hates kinky love scenes. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Jessica Alba, 38, has starred in many libidinous roles during the course of her lengthy acting career. Now that she’s married with children, she finds romance portrayals “disgusting most of the time.” Can’t blame her. Even though thespians pretend to f*ck, they’re still fondling foreign dermis and ...

The Neighborhood racist, but comical.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Tadow, West Side! It’s never facile uprooting a family, especially when the migration entails deracinating your white kinship from a Midwestern suburb to the intransigent streets of urban Los Angeles. But that’s the racist challenge that awaits Dave Johnson (Max Greenfield) in the new CBS sitcom “The Neighborhood.” ...