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Will Smith’s ‘Pretty Girls’ an obvious cringe cry for help
Will Smith in midlife crisis?
Blog King, Mass Appeal
LOS ANGELES — “🎵I like pretty girls (girls, girls, girls, girls).🎵” First, he slapped Chris Rock on national TV. Now this. Will Smith, 56, has lost his damn mind. Maybe it’s a midlife crisis. The bisexual rapper, who’s trapped in an open conjugal with depilated thespian Jada Pinkett Smith, released his “Pretty Girls” music video to celebrate Pride Month. The song signifies the “Bad Boys” star’s ill-fated return to hip-hop following a two-decade hiatus. The opening sequence shows Will elucidating his affinity for pussy with a psychologist played by Cassandra Freeman from the Bel-Air Peacock series. “It’s been a problem ever since I was a little boy,” Will explained. “Actually, I think it’s gotten worse as I’ve gotten older. I thought I had it under control. But I’m literally experiencing it right now.” Seconds later, a diminutive Will can be seen dancing blissfully with a harem of giant women while donning fruity 🍓🍒🍊 LGBT rainbow 🌈 apparel. He also threw up a 666 hand gesture guised as binoculars.
Lucifer, the Illuminati and freemasons are well-represented.
The video/humiliation ritual is arguably the cringiest thing ever.
“Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, lemon. Alright, f*ck it. I like women,” he raps.
“I like pretty girls (girls, girls, girls, girls).”
Huh? Who the hell doesn’t?
Look, everybody and they mama know Will is full-blown Liberace gay. If you recall, his former assistant — Brother Bilaal — claimed he walked in on Will and actor Duane Martin knockin’ boots👢👢👢. To compound matters, Will was on the receiving end of sodomy. “I opened the door to Duane’s dressing room and that’s when I see Duane having anal sex with Will,” Bilaal recounted.
There was a couch and Will was bent over the couch and Duane was standing up killing him, murdering him. It was murder in there.”
Murder?
Damn.
Duane tore that ass up.
Nevertheless… by making “Pretty Girls,” Will is probably trying to protect his masculinity.
Social media reaction was priceless.
One commenter wrote, “This song is brought to you by Will ‘I Swear I’m Straight’ Smith.”
Another chimed in with, “Dropping this during Pride Month ain’t gonna shake those allegations.”
A third person added, “He loves pretty girls. Meanwhile, he’s married to a bald gremlin.”
Do you feel sorry for Will?
Is he non compos mentis?
Watch “Pretty Girls.”
Share your thoughts.
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Just here to witness the cringe for myself, lol…
None of these girls are pretty tho
This is a weird way to tell the world you’re gay.
Who is he trying to convince? Us or himself?
Ew. It’s just way too much.
This is horrible, is he not embarrassed?
This is Will’s coming out song.
Head shoulder knees toes? Is this really lyrics in this corny song.
I’m convinced will suffers from a mental illness. No way he thought this should be seen by the public
God has officially left us.
I like it. Yall lame as fuck 😂
I think the title of this video is misleading, it should be called “I’m not gay”
On top of being the WORST song he’s ever made (which is saying a lot since he’s had some atrocious songs before), I CAN’T BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY CUSSED IN HIS SONG!!
Now, to some of you younger folks, this might not seem like a big deal, however one of Will Smith’s most iconic moments was his acceptance speech at the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards when he said ..”I don’t use no profanity in none of my records and still I managed to get up here.”
That caused a lot of controversy, specially since most rap singers cuss in their songs but he at least had respect for having a strict no profanity lyrics in his songs and sticking to it.
He’s literally thrown away all of his values and morals. RIP the once admired Will Smith.
This is what mental illness looks and sounds like…
Am I a dork for liking this?
Lmao his financial situation must be tight if he can’t afford to hire actual supermodels for a song called pretty girls.
This has to be some type of Hollywood shaming ritual cuz wtf is this lol
He needs to smack himself.
Fresh prince to homo 🌈
You’d think with all that money, he could afford some pretty girls for the vid…. woof.
I like this song… 😳
It’s def corny, but Will’s rapping has ALWAYS been that way. Like, he’s just doing what he does best, and I’m not mad at that 😎