Modern chick done dating ’cause good men very rare
Woman says dating sucks. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- Are you dissatisfied with being a companionless masturbator? Have you grown weary of all the bulls*t that comes with online…
Orgasm 101: Olivia gives route to a woman’s vulva
Olivia says capture the brain. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- Fellas, are you having trouble pleasing women in the bedroom? Are vulvas often dessicated in your presence? If so,…
Vivica A. Fox admits she’s desperate to find husband
Vivica desperate for love. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Fellas... if you're demoralized, single and sick of having a desiccated phallus, I have great news! Vivica A. Fox…
Horny cop tried to have sex with curvy female ‘suspect’
Horny cop busted chasing sex. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN DIEGO -- This week’s "I F*cked Up A Good Job Award" goes to quondam police officer Anthony "Pubic" Hair who…
Black chick says women naturally evil and wicked
Are women naturally evil? Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- If you recall, Satan approached Eve instead of Adam in the Garden of Eden. Now we know why. A viral…
Biden faced protest during Morehouse grad ceremony
Biden got no love in Atlanta. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- Here's some pomp and circumstance fo' yo' azz! In case you haven't noticed, blacks are leaving the Democratic…
BrainBridge reveals plan to effectuate head transplant
Head transplants have arrived. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- Damn. Cybernetics have hit fever pitch. Pretty soon we're all gonna be androids. BrainBridge, a neuroscience and biomedical engineering…
Olivia: Career ladders are ruining women’s sex lives
Successful women are incels. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- In 1980, country music legend Dolly Parton released a song called "Working 9 to 5" to celebrate female employment. But,…
Stormy donned bulletproof armour during Trump’s trial
Stormy wore bulletproof vest. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- While testifying last week against quondam President Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels (né Stephanie Clifford) wore a bulletproof vest amid…
Australian banks no longer ‘accepting’ cash or checks
Australia going completely cashless. Blog King, Mass Appeal SYDNEY -- Uh-oh! Digital Currency is coming sooner than we expected. Macquarie Bank, one of the largest financial institutions in Australia, just…