China robot attacks human employees and a little boy
Robots gone wild. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHINA -- "🎵Everybody was Kung fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning.🎵" China President Xi Jinping and his retinue are investigating after…
Dollar General cashier gets killed over hamburger buns
Mom killed over $1.58. Blog King, Mass Appeal COLUMBUS -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Family and friends are in mourning after Dollar General manager Alexis Hill…
Kelce marries Taylor Swift, Harrison Butker not invited
Butker not invited. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- "🎵I'm a dude, he's a dude. She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey.🎵" Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce…
Pookie murdered pregnant ex-girlfriend after breakup
Pookie strikes again. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Devin Anthony, 26, was thrown behind bars after he Ctrl-Alt-Deleted his gravid ex-girlfriend,…
Black teens do ‘Austin Bop’ mocking white boy’s death
Austin Bop is evil. Blog King, Mass Appeal FRISCO -- "🎵So get up, get, get, get down. 911 is a joke in yo town.🎵" It's been a rough stretch for…
Pookie shoots baby mama, murders their two children
Pookie shoots family. Blog King, Mass Appeal RICHMOND -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Levy Nelson, 41, was thrown in the slammer after he tried to Ctrl-Alt-Delete…
Psycho father shoots baby mamas and eight children
Bayou killing spree. Blog King, Mass Appeal SHREVEPORT -- When 'Til Death Do Us Part' becomes a reality. Residents of Shreveport, Louisiana are in mourning after 31-year-old Shamar Elkins Ctrl-Alt-Deleted…
Former Lt. Governor Fairfax murdered wife then himself
Justin crashed out. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASH -- When "Til Death Do Us Part" becomes a reality. Family and friends are in mourning after quondam Virginia Lieutenant Governor Justin…
Depressed Pookie deletes girlfriend in front of 3 kids
Mother of 4 killed. Blog King, Mass Appeal CENTER LINE -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Zachary Fuqua, 39, was thrown in the slammer after he Ctrl-Alt-Deleted…
First Lady unveils robot that replaces teachers in school
Robots taking over. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Uh-oh! If you're a teacher, it's time to dust off your resume and visit Indeed. Because you're gonna be unemployed very…