Gorilla Glue Girl expecting baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHALMETTE, La. — Tessica Brown, aka “The Gorilla Glue Girl,” is making headlines again. This time she’s gravid with her fiancé’s neonate and she has a quartet of pregnancy tests to corroborate it. Yessir, the 40-year-old broad and Dewitt Madison (aka Captain Save A Ho) are expecting their first crumb snatcher ...

Kanye and Kim getting divorce. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — You can stick a fork in Kim Kardashian’s marriage because it’s done. The 40-year-old reality TV star and rap artist Kanye West are calling it quits after 7 years of holy matrimony. Kim, who’s represented by disso queen Laura Wasser, filed dissolution documents in Los Angeles County Superior ...

TikToker regrets Gorilla Adhesive.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHALMETTE, La. — One day Tessica Brown ran out of hairspray and, instead of utilizing common sense and purchasing more, the imbecilic damsel applied Gorilla Spray Adhesive as a substitute. Now she’s stuck with the same coiffure permanently. “My hair has been like this for about a month now [but] it’s not ...

Fantasia Barrino ‘pregnant’ again. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHARLOTTE — It took five years of conjugal insemination but it’s finally gonna happen. Fantasia Barrino is about to have another baby! The “American Idol” winner and her husband of half a decade — Kendall Taylor — are expecting their first crumbsnatcher together. It’ll be Fantasia’s third child with a different father. ...

Nicki and Kenny expecting baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Nicki Minaj is on the cusp of being a mom! The 37-year-old rapper and her husband, Kenneth “Zoo” Petty are expecting their first neonate together. A gravid Nicki shared news of gestation on Monday via Instagram with a photographic album of prenatal snapshots to show off her spherical ...

Kanye and Kim getting divorce. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Coronavirus does it again. You can stick a fork in Kanye West’s marriage because it’s done. The 42-year-old rapper-turned-pastor and reality TV star Kim Kardashian are calling it quits after six years of holy matrimony and it has everything to do with the “Stay-At-Home” order implemented to suppress ...

First Lady releases solid documentary. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — “Tadow! How you like me now?” Named after her 2018 memoir, Michelle Obama’s Netflix documentary, “Becoming,” is a star-studded tearjerker that feels stagy in spots; mainly because through the years she’s learned to “be much more scripted” to curtail media scrutiny. But the ‘Girl Power’ conception is still must-see ...

Seth Rogen has marijuana habit.  Blog King, Mass Appeal VANCOUVER — “I’m in love with Mary Jane. She’s my main thang…” Everybody’s dealing with the coronavirus pandemic in their own idiosyncratic way. For “Pineapple Express” star Seth Rogen, self-quarantining equates to smoking an “ungodly” amount of marijuana. During a recent chinwag on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” Seth spewed an elucidation of ...

Rihanna defends single-parenting.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LONDON — “All that she wants is another baby. She’s gone tomorrow, boy!” Coronavirus be damned, Rihanna is ready to conceive and grant nativity to a handful of kids and she couldn’t care less if the father sticks around. During a recent chinwag with British Vogue, the 32-year-old songstress delineated plans to have ...

Mr. Mendeecees finally released.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — After serving 5 years in a Pennsylvania correctional facility, Mendeecees Harris is finally a free man. The “Love & Hip Hop New York” star was granted an early release from a minimum-security prison on January 29th despite garnering an 8-year sentence for drug trafficking. Must’ve been good behavior. Shortly ...