Tag Archives: Children

“Gorilla Glue Girl” and her fiancé Dewitt Madison are expecting 1st baby together

Gorilla Glue Girl expecting baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHALMETTE, La. — Tessica Brown, aka “The Gorilla Glue Girl,” is making headlines again. This time she’s gravid with her fiancé’s neonate and she has a quartet of pregnancy tests to corroborate it. Yessir, the 40-year-old broad and Dewitt Madison (aka Captain Save A Ho) are expecting their first crumb snatcher ...

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TikToker applied ‘Gorilla Glue’ instead of hairspray, now she’s stuck with hairstyle

TikToker regrets Gorilla Adhesive.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHALMETTE, La. — One day Tessica Brown ran out of hairspray and, instead of utilizing common sense and purchasing more, the imbecilic damsel applied Gorilla Spray Adhesive as a substitute. Now she’s stuck with the same coiffure permanently. “My hair has been like this for about a month now [but] it’s not ...

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‘American Idol’ star Fantasia Barrino and husband Kendall are expecting 1st child

Fantasia Barrino ‘pregnant’ again. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHARLOTTE — It took five years of conjugal insemination but it’s finally gonna happen. Fantasia Barrino is about to have another baby! The “American Idol” winner and her husband of half a decade — Kendall Taylor — are expecting their first crumbsnatcher together. It’ll be Fantasia’s third child with a different father. ...

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian heading ‘towards’ divorce thanks to coronavirus

Kanye and Kim getting divorce. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Coronavirus does it again. You can stick a fork in Kanye West’s marriage because it’s done. The 42-year-old rapper-turned-pastor and reality TV star Kim Kardashian are calling it quits after six years of holy matrimony and it has everything to do with the “Stay-At-Home” order implemented to suppress ...

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Netflix Documentary: Michelle Obama’s “Becoming” is star-studded tearjerker

First Lady releases solid documentary. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — “Tadow! How you like me now?” Named after her 2018 memoir, Michelle Obama’s Netflix documentary, “Becoming,” is a star-studded tearjerker that feels stagy in spots; mainly because through the years she’s learned to “be much more scripted” to curtail media scrutiny. But the ‘Girl Power’ conception is still must-see ...

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Jimmy Kimmel Live: Seth Rogen smokin’ marijuana to cope with the coronavirus

Seth Rogen has marijuana habit.  Blog King, Mass Appeal VANCOUVER — “I’m in love with Mary Jane. She’s my main thang…” Everybody’s dealing with the coronavirus pandemic in their own idiosyncratic way. For “Pineapple Express” star Seth Rogen, self-quarantining equates to smoking an “ungodly” amount of marijuana. During a recent chinwag on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” Seth spewed an elucidation of ...

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Rihanna planning on having several kids ‘regardless’ if their father sticks around

Rihanna defends single-parenting.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LONDON — “All that she wants is another baby. She’s gone tomorrow, boy!” Coronavirus be damned, Rihanna is ready to conceive and grant nativity to a handful of kids and she couldn’t care less if the father sticks around. During a recent chinwag with British Vogue, the 32-year-old songstress delineated plans to have ...

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Love & Hip Hop New York: Yandy’s dude Mendeecees finally released from prison

Mr. Mendeecees finally released.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — After serving 5 years in a Pennsylvania correctional facility, Mendeecees Harris is finally a free man. The “Love & Hip Hop New York” star was granted an early release from a minimum-security prison on January 29th despite garnering an 8-year sentence for drug trafficking. Must’ve been good behavior. Shortly ...

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