Measles are back in KC for the first time in eight years
Measles are back!!! Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- Uh-oh! They're back. According to the Missouri Department of Health and the Kansas City Health Department, the City of Champions…
Olivia says women demand ugly men to wear condoms
Ugly dudes must use condoms. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- Fellas, does your woman coerce you into using condoms prior to copulation? Is she reluctant to tongue kiss, claiming…
MTV legend Ananda Lewis loses breast cancer battle
Ananda lost cancer battle. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- "🎵It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.🎵" Ananda Lewis has migrated to that big MTV studio in the…
Olivia reveals phrases that uncover a high body count
Virgins no longer exist. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- "🎵Let's talk about sex, baby. Let's talk about you and me. Let's talk about all the good things and the…
Vlogger slams Sexyy Red, saying she’s evil & ghetto
Vlogger slams Sexyy Red. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- Are you sick and tired of raunchy female rappers? If so, you're not alone. That's because a viral video shows…
BrainBridge reveals plan to effectuate head transplant
Head transplants have arrived. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- Damn. Cybernetics have hit fever pitch. Pretty soon we're all gonna be androids. BrainBridge, a neuroscience and biomedical engineering…
Hereford House employee urinated on people’s food
Jace did the unfathomable. Blog King, Mass Appeal LEAWOOD -- Here's another reason to start cooking at home: Jace Christian Hanson, a quondam Hereford House employee, was thrown in the…
Husband got an STD from sidechick, wife wants out
Wife catches hubby cheating. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Fellas... if you're gonna cheat on your wife, at least wear a f*ckin' condom. Vid Chronicles Ultra released a…
Wendy Williams very sick, retinue taking her money
Wendy Williams is in bad shape. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- Lifetime released the disturbing documentary of quondam talk show host Wendy Williams who was recently diagnosed with…
Black chick thinks women should cheat on their men
Popsy says women should cheat. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- A viral video shows a vindictive black chick saying all women should cheat on their men as a…