Tyreek suffers a gruesome injury, career appears over
Stick a fork in Tyreek Hill. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI -- It's been a terrible year for Miami Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill. First. he descried his quondam team (our…
NFL on Fox: Kelce admitted Taylor Swift is transgender
Swifties are gay cult. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- "🎵I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!🎵" Travis Kelce set the Internet ablaze…
Tyreek Hill paying ex-wife $50,000 a month alimony
Cheetah got sodomized. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI -- "🎵Now, I ain't sayin' she a gold digger. But she ain't messin' with no broke n*ggas.🎵" Details of Tyreek Hill's divorce…
New Heights: Taylor Swift joined Chiefs’ Travis Kelce
Taylor joins Kelce Bros. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- "🎵I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!🎵" Transgender songstress Taylor Swift set the…
Psycho deleted four people, blamed NFL for brain injury
Psycho kills four, blames NFL. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- "Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!" Residents of the Big Apple 🍎 are in mourning after 27-year-old…
Joy spread legs to advance
Fox Sports cleaning house. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- "How the hell you get fired on your day off?" This week's "I F*cked Up A Good Job Award🏆"…
Up & Adams: Mahomes is anxious to have fun again
Mahomes ready for fun. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- "🎵Ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.🎵" Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes raised eyebrows Monday morning…
Cold As Balls: Lamar joins Kevin Hart in tub full of ice
Lamar and Kevin talk football. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- "🎵Ice ice baby, too cold.🎵" Baltimore Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson joined diminutive comic Kevin Hart in a tub…
Antonio fired pistol at thug following bout of fisticuffs
Antonio tried to kill a dude. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI -- Antonio Brown might spend some time behind bars after he was involved in a shooting in May at…
Dez Bryant slams NFL for backing Gay Pride Month
Dez Bryant rips Gay NFL. Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS -- "🎵I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!🎵" Quondam Dallas Cowboys wideout Dez Bryant…