Tag Archives: Penitentiary

Scooby-Doo & Co. solve COVID scandal, penitentiary awaits Bill Gates, Dr. Fauci

Scooby-Doo busts Fauci and Gates.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Let’s give Scooby-Doo & Co. credit for providing veracity on a contagion that’s baffled mankind. The private eye canine — along with Fred, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy — did something government officials couldn’t do. They solved the mysterious case of the coronavirus pandemic. In a recently released cartoon concocted ...

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Snoop joins “Black Mafia Family”

Snoop returns to gangsta personae. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Drop it like it’s hot.” After spending a couple of seasons in the kitchen with Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg is returning to his gangsta roots. The 49-year-old rapper is now a member of Starz’s “Black Mafia Family.” The Dogfather will play “Pastor Swift” in 50 Cent’s impending dramatization ...

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El Chapo’s wife Emma busted, jailed for international drug trafficking at airport

El Chapo’s wife arrested, jailed. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Give her credit. El Chapo’s prepossessing wife is truly a ride-or-die chick. Now she’s gonna suffer a homogeneous kismet as her incarcerated husband. Emma Coronel Aispuro, star of VH1’s reality TV show “Cartel Crew,” was busted Monday in Washington, D.C. for international drug trafficking. Federal agents tracked down the 31-year-old ...

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Chiefs coach Britt Reid instigated 3-car ‘accident’ while driving high and drunk

Britt Reid caused automobile crash.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are investigating after Kansas City Chiefs linebackers coach Britt Reid instigated a brutal 3-vehicle crash Thursday night that left a 5-year-old girl hospitalized with brain damage. The accident transpired around 9 p.m. near Arrowhead Stadium. Britt, son of Chiefs head coach ...

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‘Tiger King’ Joe Exotic believes Trump is homophobic, that’s why ‘pardon’ denied

Tiger King slams President Trump. Blog King, Mass Appeal FORTH WORTH — Prior to making his final egress from the White House, quondam President Donald Trump granted clemency to 143 convicts. But “Tiger King” star Joe Exotic wasn’t one of ’em and he believes the snub has everything to do with his sexual orientation. Joe, who’s homosexual, received 22 years ...

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President Trump pardoned 143 convicts ‘including’ his favorite rapper Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne gets Trump pardon.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Looks like Lil Wayne won’t serve a decade behind bars after all. That’s because President Donald Trump has decided to make the embattled lyricist a notable beneficiary of a presidential pardon before his successor, Joe Biden, officially takes office. Last December, Weezy (né Dwayne Michael Carter) pled guilty in ...

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“Tiger King” Joe Exotic joins probe into disappearance of Carole Baskin’s hubby

Tiger King joins homicide probe.  Blog King, Mass Appeal FORT WORTH — Misery loves company and, despite being incarcerated, the “Tiger King” is hellbent on taking Carole Baskin down with him. As he awaits a presidential pardon, Joe Exotic (né Joseph Maldonado) has joined an FBI probe into the disappearance of Carole’s first husband, Don Lewis, who vanished in 1997. ...

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Bloody Prison Video: Corrections officers ‘stabbed,’ inmates are shot in retaliation

Officers stabbed, inmates are shot.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WAYCROSS — Law enforcement officials in Georgia are investigating after two corrections officers were shanked by inmates at Ware State Prison in Waycross. Prisoners were ultimately shot in retaliation. The sanguinary ordeal transpired Saturday night around 10:40 p.m. It was also livestreamed by inmates with illegal cell phones. Raw video footage ...

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Rap Video: During house arrest, Tekashi 6ix9ine drops gangsta rap video “Gooba”

Tekashi 6ix9ine releases a video.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — We should give Tekashi 6ix9ine extra credit for using his home confinement time productively. While donning an ankle monitor and his signature rainbow-colored braids, the 24-year-old snitch… um, I mean rapper, dropped his first post-penitentiary music video, “Gooba,” on Friday then addressed more than 2 million fans on ...

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