Tag Archives: Penitentiary

Bill Cosby returns to television following incarceration for date rape of 60 chicks

Cosby working on making comeback. Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — We may see the return of “The Cosby Show.” That’s because Bill Cosby is working on a new television sitcom. The 84-year-old comic received manumission from SCI Phoenix in June after the Pennsylvania Supreme Court overturned his sexual assault conviction on a technicality. Sixty women accused his ass of slippin’ ...

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Gay Music Video: Lil Nas X ‘Industry Baby’ considered gayest music video of all-time

Lil Nas X delivers gayest video ever. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Homophile accolades are piling up fast for Lil Nas X. First, he delivered the gayest performance in “Saturday Night Live” history. Then he delivered the gayest performance in “BET Awards” history. Now he’s culpable for the gayest music video in world history. That’s because the 22-year-old ...

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Bill Cosby’s sexual assault conviction is overturned because his trial was unfair

Bill Cosby is free, sentence vacated. Blog King, Mass Appeal PHILADELPHIA — “Hey, Hey, Hey!” Bill Cosby finally got his independence close to Independence Day. That’s because the 83-year-old comedian had his sexual assault conviction rescinded Wednesday afternoon by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court. A seven-member panel determined Cosby didn’t get a fair trial due to a mere technicality. So instead ...

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Instagram model killed 7-year-old son to establish a “new life” with another dude

Instagram model murdered her son. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN JOSE, Calif — Samantha Moreno Rodriguez of San Jose, California will spend the rest of her miserable existence behind bars after she asphyxiated her 7-year-old autistic son so that she can start a “new life” with another dude. According to police reports, the 35-year-old Instagram model murdered her son — ...

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Scooby-Doo & Co. solve COVID scandal, penitentiary awaits Bill Gates, Dr. Fauci

Scooby-Doo busts Fauci and Gates.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Let’s give Scooby-Doo & Co. credit for providing veracity on a contagion that’s baffled mankind. The private eye canine — along with Fred, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy — did something government officials couldn’t do. They solved the mysterious case of the coronavirus pandemic. In a recently released cartoon concocted ...

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Snoop joins “Black Mafia Family”

Snoop returns to gangsta personae. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Drop it like it’s hot.” After spending a couple of seasons in the kitchen with Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg is returning to his gangsta roots. The 49-year-old rapper is now a member of Starz’s “Black Mafia Family.” The Dogfather will play “Pastor Swift” in 50 Cent’s impending dramatization ...

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El Chapo’s wife Emma busted, jailed for international drug trafficking at airport

El Chapo’s wife arrested, jailed. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Give her credit. El Chapo’s prepossessing wife is truly a ride-or-die chick. Now she’s gonna suffer a homogeneous kismet as her incarcerated husband. Emma Coronel Aispuro, star of VH1’s reality TV show “Cartel Crew,” was busted Monday in Washington, D.C. for international drug trafficking. Federal agents tracked down the 31-year-old ...

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Chiefs coach Britt Reid instigated 3-car ‘accident’ while driving high and drunk

Britt Reid caused automobile crash.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are investigating after Kansas City Chiefs linebackers coach Britt Reid instigated a brutal 3-vehicle crash Thursday night that left a 5-year-old girl hospitalized with brain damage. The accident transpired around 9 p.m. near Arrowhead Stadium. Britt, son of Chiefs head coach ...

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‘Tiger King’ Joe Exotic believes Trump is homophobic, that’s why ‘pardon’ denied

Tiger King slams President Trump. Blog King, Mass Appeal FORTH WORTH — Prior to making his final egress from the White House, quondam President Donald Trump granted clemency to 143 convicts. But “Tiger King” star Joe Exotic wasn’t one of ’em and he believes the snub has everything to do with his sexual orientation. Joe, who’s homosexual, received 22 years ...

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President Trump pardoned 143 convicts ‘including’ his favorite rapper Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne gets Trump pardon.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Looks like Lil Wayne won’t serve a decade behind bars after all. That’s because President Donald Trump has decided to make the embattled lyricist a notable beneficiary of a presidential pardon before his successor, Joe Biden, officially takes office. Last December, Weezy (né Dwayne Michael Carter) pled guilty in ...

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