Police released Walton footage.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — “No one out-pizzas the Hut!” Miami police released a video that shows former NFL player Mark Walton actin’ a damn fool at Pizza Hut before punching his own cousin in the face. He also urinated on himself. Yuck! The pissy ordeal transpired around 11:30 p.m. on January 31st. Police body ...

White man whips black girlfriend Blog King, Mass Appeal EASLEY — Jesse Tyler Crooks was thrown behind bars after he pummeled his black girlfriend for mouthing off. The sanguinary ordeal transpired in Easley, South Carolina. It was also captured on video. According to police reports, Jesse kidnapped his negro baby mama — Tashie Vance — on March 17th and took ...

Florida burglar ‘flatters’ judge.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Florida burglar Demetrius Lewis, aka “Courtroom Romeo,” set the Internet ablaze on Thursday after he flirted with the judge during his bail hearing. Due to COVID-19, his mack daddy attempt transpired remotely inside Judge Tabitha Blackmon’s Fort Lauderdale courtroom. The virtual hearing went viral. A handcuffed Demetrius kicked things off ...

Trey Songz hits security officer.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are catching hell after R&B singer Trey Songz got into a physical altercation with police officers because he refused to don a mask during Sunday’s AFC Championship Game between the Kansas City Chiefs and Buffalo Bills. The donnybrook transpired inside Arrowhead ...

Cardi B taught Anatomy 101. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Cardi B is indeed the swiss army knife of entertainment. She’s a rapper, she’s a politician and now she’s an educator. Just hours after some jackass disseminated a counterfeit image of her twat online, Cardi clapped back with a pornographic crash course in vulva anatomy. The “Bodak Yellow” star, ...

Parkville Mayor busted for DWI. Blog King, Mass Appeal PARKVILLE – Law enforcement officials in Platte County, Missouri released a video unveiling the DWI arrest of Parkvillle Mayor Nan Johnston. The inebriated bureaucrat was busted Sept. 26th around 1:30 a.m. on Northwest 9 Highway. Dashcam footage shows a Platte County Deputy giving Johnston the third-degree while she was sedentary inside ...

John & Chrissy expecting baby. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — When they’re out in public, John Legend and Chrissy Teigen carry themselves as “ordinary people” who are married with children. But behind closed doors, they have the “green light” to get pornographic under the sheets. As the rest of the world frets depopulation, John and Chrissy are expecting ...

Body cam footage released by cops.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MINNEAPOLIS — Law enforcement officials in Minneapolis leaked new body cam footage that shows George Floyd begging police officers not to shoot his black ass just moments before his asphyxiation on May 25th. The gang-bangin’ pornstar was sedentary inside his SUV at the time. “Ok, Mr. Officer, please don’t shoot ...

Kashmiere thrives ‘against all odds.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS — Because of a rare birth defect called “Bilateral Phocomelia,” Kashmiere Culberson was born without arms. But she’s still more efficient than most, thanks to her ten magical toes. The 22-year-old college grad owns a catalog of inspirational videos on her YouTube channel that shows how she’s adjusting to life ...

Ball releases new ‘Disrespectful’ cut. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — It took awhile. Two years to be exact. But it’s finally done. New Orleans Pelicans star Lonzo Ball promoted his “Bounce Back Album” on Friday with the dissemination of his new rap video “Disrespectful.” The 2-minute track showcases an alliance with Starside who’s donning a glitter mask and ...