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Betas can’t handle rejection.
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MIAMI — Telling you dawg, love’s a bitch! During a recent episode of their “Nightcap” podcast, NFL legends Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson delivered relationship advice to a depressed male viewer who was dumped by his girlfriend after 3 years of copulation. Keep in mind… beta males like Pookie & Ray Ray struggle to handle rejection, which often leads to domestic violence and femicide. “If you invested time, it’s hard,” Shannon told the viewer. “Because anytime you invest in something, and it doesn’t work out, it’s hard. It’s not easy to move on. Time is the one thing you can’t get back. See, love is funny… Love is the only thing that will kill you but keep you alive to feel it. Relationships is easy to get over when you’re the one doing the breaking up. Because, before you made that decision, you probably checked out a lot sooner mentally. But when the other party says that they want to go in another direction and you’re not wanting that to happen, it’s tough bro.”
Chad said every relationship he’s been in, the popsy sundered ties first. No surprise there. After all, American women end relationships and marriages 90 percent of the time. That’s why the Passport Bros have migrated overseas to find nooky. They’ve had enough. “I started dating back in 1983 and the funny thing about it is everybody left me,” Chad explained.
“Since 1983, every relationship I’ve been in, every woman built up the courage to leave me at some point. So I understand what you’re going through. It does get easier with time. And, then obviously, I think about it from this standpoint: Who is taking care of who? Who was paying the bills? So, are you really losing anything outside of an expense? I look at it from that point of view. It’s unfortunate. [But] if you’re having trouble getting over her, feel free to come on down here to Miami. I can send you to some places that can cure you. Maybe in two or three days, you probably wouldn’t remember who she is.”
Chad makes a great point.
Simps must eschew residing in women’s homes and start generating their own mazuma.
The reason Pookie & Ray Ray go batshit during breakups is because they’re losing more than a girlfriend.
They’re also forfeiting their homes, sustenance and source of income.
Man-up fellas, and get your own sh*t.
If you can’t make it to Miami, reach out.
We’ll hit the Juke House on a Saturday night.
Once you descry how sexy those women dress, you’ll never think about your girlfriend again.
Anyway, are relationships doomed in the west?
Should we settle for lust and kick love to the curb?
Watch Shannon & Chad keep it 💯.
Share your thoughts.