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Wife hacked off husband’s penis.
Blog King, Mass Appeal
RIO DE JANEIRO — A 34-year-old woman in Brazil was thrown behind bars after she pulled a Lorena Bobbitt and chopped off her husband’s dick for f*ckin’ her 15-year-old niece. The castration transpired on December 22, 2023 — three days before Christmas. And, to compound matters, she used sex to set him up. First, the wife pretended to be horny to lure him into bed. Then she hogtied his ass for a little S&M before pullin’ out a razor blade and slicing his wiener off. To add insult to injury, the wife took a picture of the severed penis then flushed it down the toilet so he’ll never find it. The batshit broad ain’t worried about jail. She went straight to the police station and turned herself in. “Good evening, officer, I came to introduce myself, because I just cut off my husband’s penis,” she confessed. In hubby’s defense, the age of consent in Brazil is 14.
So even though he’s 39 years old, it’s not statutory rape.
Social media reaction was wild. One commenter wrote, “Yesssss! You go gurl!” Another chimed in with, “There’s a special place in Hell for women who do this to men.” A third person added, “They should give the death sentence for this type of thing. She knows that this will f*ck him up, she knows that he can’t have sex again and take a proper piss for that matter. She knew that this would f*ck him up before she did this terrible thing. For that, she should get 7 years in prison and then the electric chair or lethal injection. I think if this type of punishment was handed out to women who do this, then they would think twice before doing such a terrible thing.”
What’s my take?
As men, we’re nothin’ without our dicks. That’s our whole point of living. I wake up every morning ruminating about how I’m gonna make my penis happy and what p*ssy I’m gonna f*ck. My phallus, nicknamed “Mandingo,” is my best friend. We grew up together. We lost our virginity simultaneously. We f*cked some of the hottest chicks in town. We have so many fond memories.
Can’t imagine living without him.
Moral of the story: Never let a woman tie you up during sex.
Copulate doggystyle and call it the day.
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