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Aria the Girlfriend Robot is replacing ‘Modern Women’
Aria has modern women beat.
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LAS VEGAS — “🎵Computer love… Need a special girl to share in my computer world. I no longer need a strategy. Thanks to modern technology.🎵” Sophia the Humanoid, move over and make room for Aria the Girlfriend Robot. Yessir. The battery-operated damsel, who’s selling for $175,000, made her debut at this year’s Consumer Electronics Show and turned the party out. Fellas… if you’re lookin’ for unconditional love, you no longer need a passport! That’s because Aria and the aforementioned Sophia are expected to replace modern women who are cantankerous, masculine, lack domestic skills, despise tradition, and would rather be in a cubicle instead of the kitchen. But, here’s the thing: Aria is more than just a girlfriend. Company execs said she could also eliminate loneliness by serving as a companion for senior citizens and widowers.
So imagine being 70 years old and your wife dies. Simply purchase Aria and she’ll prepare nutritious meals, clean the house, and give you a hand job as part of a Sci-Fi bedroom fantasy. Most modern women don’t and won’t offer those services. Aria is also quite prepossessing. The Realbotix Barbie is equipped with a fat ass and big titties, has sexy eyes and her plastic dermis is layered with a rolled fondant — which makes her both both f*ckable and lickable. Scuttlebutt has it Aria’s vulva tastes like cheesecake 🍰.
Yummo!
Social media reaction was hilarious.
One commenter wrote, “For 175K you can get one that talks, and for 185K you can get one that doesn’t.”
Another chimed in with, “Does it remember the toilet seat you left up 20 years ago?”
A third person added, “And still less plastic than most of Hollywood.”
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Don”t have to deal with their PMS issues.
Women have been making themselves look like these Robots for years with the make-up, the filters and the plastic bolt-on body parts. Yet they have the audacity to get up in arms over it…
maybe they find even a way to have a baby
Its gotta be able to preform all sex acts and clean cook.
This is great. Bring them on.
Never grows old. Voice can be turned off. No dirty looks when you come home late. ROI less than 1 year. No expensive divorce. ❤👍😎🍻
Girls you did this to yourselves!!!
Where’s the dark skinned female robotic companion.
I can see a future where they will become so lifelike and real that people will be taking out mortgage size loans for something like this.
Swear with me, right now, on your life; if you see a humanoid robot you will do everything within your power to destroy it.
Put humanity first.
All a man really needs is a hand and a Playboy magazine.
women better step it up or they will not be needed and will have to change their ways to compete with robot pussy
Any man who would sleep with a robot doll is NOT a man, but a dog! Have some self-respect guys!
Skeet anytime..butthole no disease,her box no disease,no periods..guys winning
Whata waste of 175,000 bucks.
Face it men just want sex dolls
Is this the drunk housewife model ?
I’m putting one on layaway. American women are useless.