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Japanese man married a doll.  Blog King, Mass Appeal JAPAN — Akihiko Kondo, a Japanese school administrator, made history when he became the first man to marry a doll. The non compos simp said “I do” to a diminutive knockoff of virtual reality singer Hatsune Miku. An estimated 40 guests attended the ceremony and watched Kondo, 35, and his toy ...

Mingo reportedly raped a little boy. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Carl Nassib ain’t the only homo in the National Football League. That’s because Atlanta Falcons linebacker Barkevious Mingo was thrown in jail Thursday after he reportedly performed a fellatio on a 13-year-old boy. The alleged molestation transpired in July 2019 following a day of fun at Six Flags ...

Jada Pinkett Smith shaves head bald. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Jada Pinkett Smith turns 50 in September and it appears she’s already suffering a midlife crisis. That’s because the ‘Red Table’ host shaved her head bald, claiming her 20-year-old daughter, Willow Smith, made her do it. Jada, who’s struggled with Alopecia areata for years, disseminated a photo of ...

Eddie’s little boy banging Jasmin. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — It’s a match made in Hollywood and it’s Instagram-official. Eddie Murphy’s 32-year-old son, Eric Murphy, is bangin’ Martin Lawrence’s 25-year-old daughter, Jasmin Lawrence, and word on the street claims he hit it from the back. Jasmin helped Eric celebrate his birthday on Saturday. The prepossessing damsel posted a few ...

Poirier won again, McGregor injured. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS — Saturday night’s UFC 264 main event wasn’t all it was cracked up to be (no pun intended). That’s because Conor McGregor broke his leg towards the cessation of round one — making Dustin Poirier (28-6, 1 NC) a TKO winner via doctor’s stoppage. The highly anticipated trilogy rematch ...

Porky Pig spoofs Notorious B.I.G. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Warner Bros. released a clip of Porky Pig rap battling Don Cheadle in LeBron James’ new animated film “Space Jam: A New Legacy” and fans are pissed. In the clip, Daffy Duck calls out Porky onstage. “We’re rappin’ now? Show ’em who you really are Notorious P.I.G.,” Daffy said, ...

Juvenile & friends release vax song. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW ORLEANS — Corpulent disc jockey Mannie Fresh and gangsta rapstress Mia X have linked up with Juvenile to rework his 1999 single “Back That Thang Up” into the new coronavirus vaccine anthem “Vax That Thang Up.” The rump shaking collaboration was concocted as part of an urban inoculation campaign ...

Russian pornstar commits suicide. Blog King, Mass Appeal RUSSIA — Here’s some “22 Jump Street” for your ass: Law enforcement officials in St. Petersburg, Russia are probing after porn star Kristina Lisina (aka Kris the Foxx) dived from the 22nd floor of a high-rise building to her death. She was only 29. The ghastly ordeal transpired in the residential area ...

Rachel Nichols ‘catching hell.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal BRISTOL — Rachel Nichols, a white anchor for ESPN’s “The Jump,” is catching hell after she was caught on tape lambasting “NBA Countdown” host Maria Taylor who’s African American. Rachel, 47, spewed a series of hot mic comments during a secretly recorded chinwag with LeBron James’ publicist — Adam Mendelsohn. The 26-year ...

Cheetah & Keeta getting married. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Tyreek Hill’s Fourth of July weekend was brimming with fireworks and we’re not talking about bottle rockets and sparklers. That’s because the Kansas City Chiefs star proposed to his inamorata, Keeta Vaccaro, and received a resounding “yes!” Tyreek, who goes by the moniker “Cheetah,” popped the question during ...