Big Leslie Jones compares getting married to ‘slavery’
Leslie strikes again. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- "🎵I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes, hey!🎵" First, Ari Lennox. Then, Taraji P. Henson.…
Bum kills Vice Mayor wife ’cause she wanted divorce
Vice Mayor deleted. Blog King, Mass Appeal CORAL SPRINGS -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Stephen Bowen, 40, was thrown in the slammer after he Ctrl-Alt-Deleted his…
Staley yelled, “I will beat Geno’s ass” at Final Four
Geno was ready to box. Blog King, Mass Appeal PHOENIX -- This is why they call it "March Madness." South Carolina spanked UConn 62-48 Friday night in the national semifinals…
Chris Brown kissed a man’s wife on stage at his concert
Chris seduced a wife. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- "🎵Oh, these hoes ain't loyal.🎵" Chris Brown can't stay out the news. The 36-year-old "Loyal" singer is once again…
YN goes on a killing spree before carjacking a G-ride
YN descried demons. Blog King, Mass Appeal RIVIERA BEACH -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Tramonte Terrell Gibson, 20, was thrown in the slammer after he went…
Tiger Woods steppin’ away following crazy DUI arrest
Tiger Woods gets DUI. Blog King, Mass Appeal MARTIN COUNTY -- "🎵Blame it on the Goose. Gotcha feelin' loose. Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.🎵" Tiger Woods is eschewing golf "for…
Depressed Pookie deletes girlfriend in front of 3 kids
Mother of 4 killed. Blog King, Mass Appeal CENTER LINE -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Zachary Fuqua, 39, was thrown in the slammer after he Ctrl-Alt-Deleted…
Chaka Khan slams modern women for actin’ like 304s
Chaka keeps it real. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- "🎵Chaka Khan, let me rock you. Let me rock you, Chaka Khan. Let me rock you, 'cause I feel…
First Lady unveils robot that replaces teachers in school
Robots taking over. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Uh-oh! If you're a teacher, it's time to dust off your resume and visit Indeed. Because you're gonna be unemployed very…
Lazy husband murders his wife to avoid doing chores
Hubby snaps. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOUISVILLE -- When handin' out chores goes wrong. Patrick Brents, 57, was thrown in the slammer after he Ctrl-Alt-Deleted his wife, 49-year-old Carolyn Ross-Brents,…