Author Archives: Wayne Hodges

21 BET Awards: Lil Nas X delivers gayest performance ever, homophobes are livid

Lil Nas X kisses backup dancer. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — A few weeks ago, Lil Nas X delivered the gayest performance in “Saturday Night Live” history. Sunday night, inside the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, the 22-year-old homosexual upped the ante by delivering the gayest performance in “BET Awards” history. Donning gold Egyptian apparel to pay tribute ...

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No Days Off: “Showtime Cruz” is drawing comparisons to Chiefs’ Patrick Mahomes

Showtime Cruz favors Mahomes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIDLAND — Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes has a Mini-Me clone (à la Dr. Evil) who goes by the moniker Santi “Showtime” Cruz. The talented fourth-grader is only 10-years-old. But he looks, acts and plays football comparable to Mahomes. Not to mention both are Texas natives, both possess a cannon for ...

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Instagram model killed 7-year-old son to establish a “new life” with another dude

Instagram model murdered her son. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN JOSE, Calif — Samantha Moreno Rodriguez of San Jose, California will spend the rest of her miserable existence behind bars after she asphyxiated her 7-year-old autistic son so that she can start a “new life” with another dude. According to police reports, the 35-year-old Instagram model murdered her son — ...

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Warren Buffett leaves Bill & Melinda’s foundation but donates over $4 billion

Warren Buffett dumps Bill Gates. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — Seems everybody’s divorcing Bill Gates these days. First, the Microsoft originator lost his wife of 27 years. Now Warren Buffett is leaving his Satanic ass. The 90-year-old investor resigned from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation on Wednesday for no damn reason. Buffett also announced he’s gonna donate a ...

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Busted: Khloé dumped Tristan

Khloé & Tristan calling it quits. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — You can stick a fork in Khloé Kardashian’s relationship because it’s done. The 36-year-old reality TV star and her baby daddy, Boston Celtics forward Tristan Thompson, are calling it quits… again… amid Tristan’s latest cheating scandal. Khloé concocted the cessation after a vixen named Sydney Chase claimed ...

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Sesame Street officially “Woke,” popular children’s show features two gay dads

Sesame Street is officially “Woke.”  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — First, we learned Bert and Ernie are a gay couple. Now this: The stratagem of globalists entails transmogrifying heterosexuals into homosexuals to expedite the new world order which makes sense. After all, international sovereignty is much simpler to procure minus hypermasculinity. But, for that to transpire, the machination ...

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