Aliens seen at Miami mall, people scampered in panic
There's 10-foot aliens in Miami. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI -- Here's a New Year's story fo' yo' azz. Not sure if you heard but on January 1st, dozens of…
White woman admits her people jealous of blacks
White people jealous of blacks. Blog King, Mass Appeal DES MOINES -- A viral video shows a loquacious white chick admitting her people are envious of black folks. It's her…
King’s ideology is great for everyone but black people
King helped some, hurt others. Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY -- It's Martin Luther King Jr. Day, a holiday in remembrance of the womanizing civil rights leader who somehow…
Study says half of married women have ‘backup plan’
Married chicks have backup plan. Blog King, Mass Appeal ORLANDO -- "🎵You, me and he, what we gonna do, baby?🎵" Fox 35 News Orlando released results of a psychology study…
Sex Games: Gettin’ women horny & wet in da bedroom
Women need more than foreplay. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- A viral video shows "Blueprint" author Olivia Alexa telling men to slow down in the bedroom. Because it takes…
Black Karen ransacks gas station & steals cigarettes
Black Karen damages store. Blog King, Mass Appeal COLUMBIA -- A viral video shows corpulent redbone La Shaunda Angeline Johnson ransacking a convenience store in Columbia, Missouri. The ravaging ordeal…
Kativoryia lists ‘red flags’ strippers should look for
Strippers must notice red flags. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- "🎵I'm N Luv Wit a Stripper.🎵" A viral video shows exotic dancer Kativoryia listing a myriad of red flags…
Nude patron dived into fish tank inside Bass Pro Shops
Naked man violates Bass Pro Shops. Blog King, Mass Appeal LEEDS -- Authorities are searching for answers after a corpulent white man stripped butt-naked then jumped into an aquarium at…
Stripper: High-Value fellas shouldn’t work a 9 to 5 job
Black chick defines high-value man. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- Damn, you know times are precarious when having steady employment ain't enough. A viral video shows high-maintenance stripper 'Diamond…
Surgeon General warning: Don’t take COVID vaccine
Ladapo says don't use COVID vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal TALLAHASSEE -- Uh-oh! Florida Surgeon General Dr. Joseph Ladapo, the Sunshine State's top health official, raised eyebrows on Wednesday when…