Babysitter tortures infant, shoves soap down throat
Baby Kyrie is dead. Blog King, Mass Appeal ROSEVILLE -- Here's another reason to keep stepparents, significant others and strange people away from your babies. Kimora Launmei Hodges, 21, was…
Psycho deleted four people, blamed NFL for brain injury
Psycho kills four, blames NFL. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- "Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!" Residents of the Big Apple 🍎 are in mourning after 27-year-old…
BrainBridge reveals plan to effectuate head transplant
Head transplants have arrived. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- Damn. Cybernetics have hit fever pitch. Pretty soon we're all gonna be androids. BrainBridge, a neuroscience and biomedical engineering…
NFL player naked in public, claims his coach is a killer
Chandler Jones lost his mind. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS -- A viral video shows quondam Las Vegas Raiders lineman Chandler Jones claiming convicted felon Aaron Hernandez didn't commit…
China is limiting cell phone availability for minors only
China limiting cell phone use. Blog King, Mass Appeal BEIJING, China -- If you're an exasperated parent who's sick and tired of your kids spending all damn day staring at…
Elon Musk bought Twitter, purchase was $44 billion
Elon Musk owns Twitter. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- Tesla CEO Elon Musk bought Twitter on Monday for a whopping $44 billion in cash and he didn't need…
Steelers QB Haskins dead sparking Twitter ‘outrage’
Haskins dead at 24. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI -- The sports world is in mourning after Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Dwayne Haskins lost his life in a traffic accident Saturday…