Tina Gonzalez screwed inmate. Blog King, Mass Appeal FRESNO — This week’s “I F*cked Up A Good Job Award” goes to California prison guard Tina Gonzalez who was fired and incarcerated after she f*cked an inmate in full view of other jailbirds. The felonious act of copulation went down inside the Fresno County Jail. According to court docs, Tina — ...

Instagram model murdered her son. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN JOSE, Calif — Samantha Moreno Rodriguez of San Jose, California will spend the rest of her miserable existence behind bars after she asphyxiated her 7-year-old autistic son so that she can start a “new life” with another dude. According to police reports, the 35-year-old Instagram model murdered her son — ...

Raiders lineman comes out closet. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAS VEGAS — The NFL is officially “Woke.” That’s because Carl Nassib, defensive lineman for the Las Vegas Raiders, came out the closet Monday in celebration of LGBT Pride Month — becoming the first active player in NFL history to announce he’s gay. Not surprised. Always knew the Raiders were a ...

Blair Underwood getting a divorce. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — You can stick a fork in Blair Underwood’s marriage because it’s done. The 56-year-old thespian and his wife, Desiree DaCosta, are calling it quits after 27 years of holy matrimony. The quondam lovebirds share 3 children — sons Paris, 24, and Blake, 19, and daughter Brielle, 22. Blair and ...

Weezy & Denise happily married. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Sorry ladies. Lil Wayne is no longer on the market. That’s because the 38-year-old rapper said “I do” to his plus-size Latina on Tuesday, April 20th. Yessir, Lil Wayne (né Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.) and Denise Bidot got hitched during a diminutive ceremony in Los Angeles. The “Lollipop” ...

White man whips black girlfriend Blog King, Mass Appeal EASLEY — Jesse Tyler Crooks was thrown behind bars after he pummeled his black girlfriend for mouthing off. The sanguinary ordeal transpired in Easley, South Carolina. It was also captured on video. According to police reports, Jesse kidnapped his negro baby mama — Tashie Vance — on March 17th and took ...

Saweetie & Quavo officially break up. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Quavo and Saweetie are no longer an item. The hip-hip lovebirds are calling it quits amid allegations of Quavo sticking his phallus into other popsies. They were together 3 years. Scuttlebutt ran rampant when Saweetie unfollowed Quavo on Instagram. But the 27-year-old rapstress confirmed their cessation on ...

Dazharia Shaffer commits suicide.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — Law enforcement officials in Baton Rouge are investigating after TikTok star Dazhariaa Quint Noyes committed suicide because she thought she was ugly. The prepossessing 18-year-old, better known as “Dee,” was browbeaten by Internet trolls prior to hanging herself on February 8th. She even shared an au revoir video with ...

The Obamas laud Tyson’s humanity.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HARLEM — Quondam President Barack Obama and whilom First Lady Michelle Obama paid tribute to departed thespian Cicely Tyson who passed away on Thursday at the youthful age of 96. The presidential lovebirds shared photos on Instagram along with a panegyric that highlights Cicely’s pioneering métier. “At a time when parts ...

Michael and Lori Instagram official.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — In case you didn’t know, Michael B. Jordan and Lori Harvey are knockin’ boots and they made their copulation official on Sunday with an Instagram collage. The “Creed” protagonist and Steve Harvey’s adopted daughter posted a lovey-dovey photo gallery of themselves canoodling. One of the polaroids shows Michael osculating ...