Weezy & Denise happily married. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Sorry ladies. Lil Wayne is no longer on the market. That’s because the 38-year-old rapper said “I do” to his plus-size Latina on Tuesday, April 20th. Yessir, Lil Wayne (né Dwayne Michael Carter Jr.) and Denise Bidot got hitched during a diminutive ceremony in Los Angeles. The “Lollipop” ...

White man whips black girlfriend Blog King, Mass Appeal EASLEY — Jesse Tyler Crooks was thrown behind bars after he pummeled his black girlfriend for mouthing off. The sanguinary ordeal transpired in Easley, South Carolina. It was also captured on video. According to police reports, Jesse kidnapped his negro baby mama — Tashie Vance — on March 17th and took ...

Saweetie & Quavo officially break up. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Quavo and Saweetie are no longer an item. The hip-hip lovebirds are calling it quits amid allegations of Quavo sticking his phallus into other popsies. They were together 3 years. Scuttlebutt ran rampant when Saweetie unfollowed Quavo on Instagram. But the 27-year-old rapstress confirmed their cessation on ...

Dazharia Shaffer commits suicide.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — Law enforcement officials in Baton Rouge are investigating after TikTok star Dazhariaa Quint Noyes committed suicide because she thought she was ugly. The prepossessing 18-year-old, better known as “Dee,” was browbeaten by Internet trolls prior to hanging herself on February 8th. She even shared an au revoir video with ...

The Obamas laud Tyson’s humanity.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HARLEM — Quondam President Barack Obama and whilom First Lady Michelle Obama paid tribute to departed thespian Cicely Tyson who passed away on Thursday at the youthful age of 96. The presidential lovebirds shared photos on Instagram along with a panegyric that highlights Cicely’s pioneering métier. “At a time when parts ...

Michael and Lori Instagram official.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — In case you didn’t know, Michael B. Jordan and Lori Harvey are knockin’ boots and they made their copulation official on Sunday with an Instagram collage. The “Creed” protagonist and Steve Harvey’s adopted daughter posted a lovey-dovey photo gallery of themselves canoodling. One of the polaroids shows Michael osculating ...

Nicki shares 1st baby slideshow. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Nicki Minaj is starting to get the hang of this parenting thing. The 38-year-old lyricist published a slideshow of baby photos via Instagram on Saturday, saying, “Becoming a mom is by far the most fulfilling job I’ve ever taken on.” Nicki, wife of maligned ex-con Kenneth Petty, gave ...

Gerrell Williams assaults player. Blog King, Mass Appeal KISSIMMEE — Youth football coach Gerrell Williams will spend the Christmas holiday behind bars after he smacked a 9-year-old player twice in the head during a tournament. He also grabbed the youngster by the throat. The heinous ordeal transpired on December 7th in Kissimmee, Florida. It was also captured on video. Cell ...

Cardi B taught Anatomy 101. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — Cardi B is indeed the swiss army knife of entertainment. She’s a rapper, she’s a politician and now she’s an educator. Just hours after some jackass disseminated a counterfeit image of her twat online, Cardi clapped back with a pornographic crash course in vulva anatomy. The “Bodak Yellow” star, ...

Mary J Blige is openly a lesbo.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW JERSEY — “Well I’m not gon’ cry, I’m not gon’ cry, I’m not gon’ shed no tears.” It’s official. Mary J. Blige is gay. Her phallus-satisfying days appear to be over. The 49-year-old songstress came out the closet Monday night on Instagram Live alongside close friend Madina Milana. ...