Olivia: Don’t chase women, simping gets you nowhere
Olivia says stop simping. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- Fellas, are you sick and tired of gettin' spurned every time you beseech a damsel for nooky? Do you constantly…
Sexyy Red’s lip gloss line features ‘Pussyhole Pink’
Sexyy Red unveils STD lip gloss. Blog King, Mass Appeal ST. LOUIS -- 🎵"Bae, I love you, you my everything. I'm your main bitch, f*ck a wedding ring."🎵 Ladies... if…
MJ GetRight: After breakup, move on and don’t go back
MJ gives 4-step tutorial. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- Fellas, are you struggling to get over your ex-girlfriend? Do you miss smashin' her at 3 a.m.? If so, I…
Rashee Rice is in hot water after striking photographer
Rashee Rice has major issues. Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS -- Prior to the NFL Draft, yours truly said selecting wide receivers early is hella risky because they're usually primadonnas…
Tyreek’s wife seeking half, marriage on shaky ground
Tyreek's wife crying foul. Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI -- In this week's episode of "Love's A Bitch," Miami Dolphins receiver Tyreek Hill is under fire after he "smashed" an…
Pookie deletes twin sister because she rejected him
Twin sister fatally stabbed. Blog King, Mass Appeal BROOKLYN -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Veo Kelly, 20, was thrown in the slammer after he murdered 19-year-old…
Pookie deletes pregnant ex because he didn’t want kids
Pregnant mom killed in drive-by. Blog King, Mass Appeal TOLEDO -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Paris James, 35, was thrown in the slammer after he murdered…
‘Rocky’ star Carl Weathers deceased at the age of 76
Rocky star dead at age 76. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK -- Black History Month is off to a terrible start. Carl Weathers, the NFL linebacker-turned actor, has migrated…
Pookie killed social media influencer after breakin’ up
Social media star shot dead. Blog King, Mass Appeal PERRY HALL -- The adventures of Pookie & Ray Ray continue. Christopher James Engles, 22, was thrown in the slammer after…
Psycho mom kills her kids because she’s cravin’ d*ck
Lonely mom deleted her kids. Blog King, Mass Appeal SHEPHERDSVILLE -- When chasing phallus goes terribly wrong. Tiffanie Lucas, 32, was thrown in the slammer after she murdered her two…