Home inspector rapes Elmo doll.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PONTIAC — Kevin Wayne VanLuven was tickled by Elmo. Now he’s behind bars. The 59-year-old home inspector was thrown in the slammer after he forced the Sesame Street character to give him a blow job while on the job. The pornographic ordeal transpired March 12th inside the nursery of a 22-year-old ...

Black men killed Caucasian chick.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Evoire Collier, 21, and Dorian Taylor, 24, had their black asses thrown in jail after they raped and killed a vacationing white woman. The heinous ordeal transpired early Thursday morning around 1 a.m. in Miami during Spring Break. According to police reports, Evoire and Dorian gave 24-year-old Christine Englehardt ...

Watson denying sexual assault.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON — It’s been a rough offseason for Houston Texans quarterback Deshaun Watson. First, he asked to be traded. Now he’s being sued for sexual assault. A female masseuse, who’s using the pseudonym “Jane Doe” to remain incognito, claims Watson “went too far” during one of their massage sessions. According to her ...

Les Miles leaves after 2 seasons. Blog King, Mass Appeal LAWRENCE — Just when you thought things couldn’t get worse for the Kansas University Athletic Department. Amid allegations of sexual misconduct, Les Miles is out the door as head football coach of the Kansas Jayhawks. The concupiscent skipper received a pink slip after two losing seasons. The bombshell termination comes ...

Kellen Winslow receives sentence. Blog King, Mass Appeal SAN DIEGO — It’ll be a minute before Kellen Winslow Jr. purloins copulation from female vagrants again. That’s because the former NFL tight end was sentenced to 14 years in prison after copping a plea deal. Kellen, 37, made a virtual appearance in a San Diego courtroom on Wednesday. San Diego County ...

Jacob Blake gave interview to GMA  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — While sedentary in a wheelchair, Jacob Blake appeared on “Good Morning America” that aired Thursday where he gave his first interview since he was shot and partially paralyzed by a white cop back in August. If you recall, Kenosha police officer Rusten Sheskey shot Jacob seven times ...

Jaguar Wright lambastes Mary J. Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS — R&B singer Jaguar Wright damn near broke the Internet the other day when she posted a tell-all video claiming Mary J. Blige is a closet homosexual. According to Jaguar, Mary was “turned out” by MC Lyte or Queen Latifah. “I can produce my own songs. I can sit down with ...

Cuba Gooding Jr ‘facing’ charges.  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — “Show me the… nooky?” Cuba Gooding Jr. is having a difficult time keepin’ his hands and penis to himself. The 52-year-old thespian was slapped with a civil lawsuit on Tuesday from a popsy identified as “Jane Doe” who claims he purloined her vulva seven years ago. The alleged ...

Danny Masterson facing rape charges. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — It took awhile but they finally got his ass. After years of being accused of sexual assault and groping derrières, “That ’70s Show” star Danny Masterson was charged with raping three women on Wednesday and, according to the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office, the alleged crimes transpired ...

Deion Sanders schools Brown.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — After breakin’ a sweat, Deion Sanders sat down with embattled wideout Antonio Brown to offer counseling while expounding upon life lessons. In doing so, the first ballot Hall-of-Famer recounted his automotive attempt to commit suicide. Deion, 52, said he became so “intoxicated” with his “Prime Time” facade, the hyperbole asphyxiated ...