Drug dealer says vaccine needed. Blog King, Mass Appeal LITTLE ROCK — First they proffered weed, liquor and lap dances as COVID-19 vaccine incentives. Now we’ve learned bureaucrats in Arkansas funded a community outreach commercial aimed at enticing drug dealers to “get the jab.” The public service announcement shows street pharmacist Richard Johnson elucidating his decision to get inoculated. “You ...

Elmo and Louie promote vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Parents around the globe blew a gasket on Friday after PBS officials disseminated a “Sesame Street” public service announcement for the coronavirus vaccine. The 60-second promotion shows Elmo and his dad, Louie, encouraging anti-vaxxers to get the jab. “Elmo and I are feeling hopeful and excited,” Louie boasted. ...

Eddie Griffin rips COVID vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Kansas City native Eddie Griffin didn’t mince words when proffering his two cents on the mysterious coronavirus pandemic. While popping off a diatribe on his YouTube channel, the 52-year-old comedian said billions of “crash test dummies” were duped into getting the COVID-19 vaccine by Microsoft honcho Bill Gates, ...

Megan said she’s eschewing dudes.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Dammit Tory, look what you’ve done! After getting shot in the pinky toe by wannabe gangsta Tory Lanez, Megan Thee Stallion has decided she’s done dating men. She’s now a lesbian on the prowl. The 25-year-old lyricist made the homosexual announcement on Friday via Instagram Live. “I’m a ...

Megan got shot, surgery a success.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Megan Thee Stallion got shot in the pinky toe. However, after undergoing successful foot surgery, a lengthy convalescence now looms. The big-booty lyricist suffered multiple gunshot wounds early Sunday morning in Los Angeles while hangin’ out with diminutive rap artist Tory Lanez. To defuse scuttlebutt, Megan disseminated ...

Transgender lady murdered in Texas. Blog King, Mass Appeal DALLAS — Muhlaysia Booker, the 23-year-old transgender chick assaulted by a ghetto mob last month, was shot dead early Saturday morning. The fatality transpired around 6:40 a.m. in downtown Dallas. Police Lt. Vincent Weddington labeled Muhlaysia’s demise “homicidal violence” just moments after finding her cadaver face-down in the middle of the ...

Nipsey Hussle murdered in LA.  Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Grammy nominated lyricist Nipsey Hussle (legal name Ermias Asghedom) has emigrated to that cosmic music studio in the sky. Around 3:30 p.m. Sunday afternoon, the west coast rap star lost his life in a rancorous shooting outside his raiment business in urban Los Angeles. He was 33. Amid ...