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Will Smith in midlife crisis?

Will’s video a cry for help/YouTube

Will lost his damn mind. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

LOS ANGELES — “🎵I like pretty girls (girls, girls, girls, girls).🎵” First, he slapped Chris Rock on national TV. Now this. Will Smith, 56, has lost his damn mind. Maybe it’s a midlife crisis. The bisexual rapper, who’s trapped in an open conjugal with depilated thespian Jada Pinkett Smith, released his “Pretty Girls” music video to celebrate Pride Month. The song signifies the “Bad Boys” star’s ill-fated return to hip-hop following a two-decade hiatus. The opening sequence shows Will elucidating his affinity for pussy with a psychologist played by Cassandra Freeman from the Bel-Air Peacock series. “It’s been a problem ever since I was a little boy,” Will explained. “Actually, I think it’s gotten worse as I’ve gotten older. I thought I had it under control. But I’m literally experiencing it right now.” Seconds later, a diminutive Will can be seen dancing blissfully with a harem of giant women while donning fruity 🍓🍒🍊 LGBT rainbow 🌈 apparel. He also threw up a 666 hand gesture guised as binoculars.

Lucifer, the Illuminati and freemasons are well-represented.

The video/humiliation ritual is arguably the cringiest thing ever.

“Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, lemon. Alright, f*ck it. I like women,” he raps.

“I like pretty girls (girls, girls, girls, girls).”

Huh? Who the hell doesn’t?

Look, everybody and they mama know Will is full-blown Liberace gay. If you recall, his former assistant — Brother Bilaal — claimed he walked in on Will and actor Duane Martin knockin’ boots👢👢👢. To compound matters, Will was on the receiving end of sodomy. “I opened the door to Duane’s dressing room and that’s when I see Duane having anal sex with Will,” Bilaal recounted.

There was a couch and Will was bent over the couch and Duane was standing up killing him, murdering him. It was murder in there.”

Murder?

Damn.

Duane tore that ass up.

Nevertheless… by making “Pretty Girls,” Will is probably trying to protect his masculinity.

Social media reaction was priceless.

One commenter wrote, “This song is brought to you by Will ‘I Swear I’m Straight’ Smith.”

Another chimed in with, “Dropping this during Pride Month ain’t gonna shake those allegations.”

A third person added, “He loves pretty girls. Meanwhile, he’s married to a bald gremlin.”

Do you feel sorry for Will?

Is he non compos mentis?

Watch “Pretty Girls.”

Share your thoughts.

This Post Has 92 Comments

  1. Dude, is 56 now!!
    What is his old qss even doing in a Recording Studio?
    Will, Jada, and their offspring need intense counseling, and sooner than later.

  2. Dude this whole song is an ODE to the LA LGBTQ Vogue dance competition.. he’s not talking bout girls.,he talking bout Boy girl Vouging in LA lgbtq dance Houses! WAKE UP!

  3. A 56 year old man in the studio making a song titled “Pretty Girls” is not a good look !! 🗑️

  4. Will is trying to convince us he likes pretty girls 😂😂😂. Either that, or, he’s letting us know how unique he is because he’s the one guy that doesn’t prefer ugly girls

  5. What the hell happened to will Smith he had it all including leading man status! Today you blink and tomorrow Elvis is gay!

  6. Sad for a 56 yr old to still be singing this crap. Some people never grow up.

  7. Dude, is 56 now!!
    What is his old ass even doing in a Recording Studio?
    Will, Jada, and their offspring need intense counseling, and sooner than later.

  8. These entertainers are nothing but satan worshippers….sad that they sold their souls for fortune and fame.

  9. Willow is polyamorous, Jaden dated Tyler The Creator, Jada is a swinging predator… And Will’s saying he’s the only straight one in the family? 😂

  10. This is such a plea for us to forget about the slap and his bald wife cheating on him with their sons friend. Didn’t work, but it was worth a shot. Gave a few random ladies he met at Dollar General a mediocre chance to make it big time.

  11. …. That is genuinely terrible. I love OG Will Smith up to… probably ended with Miami but that was still weak compared to Summertime, Parents, Nightmare, etc… He needs Jazzy Jeff.

  12. Midlife crisis. Yep. I liked the previous song but this one screams I don’t wanna be old.

  13. What do u mean? I thought the song was good. And video was cool. It was funny, he was dancing on the table at the end while telling the psychologist. Nothing wrong with it.

  14. None of them are pretty, and how is this music? This is hot garbage 🔥🗑️

  15. “I like pretty girls.” Sure you do Will. And Dylan Mulvaney loved Bud light.

  16. Oh. Damn. Will Smith is over over. This was as embarrassing as Katy Perry’s girl power song. Full cringe.

  17. To be fair, If I was married to Jada, I would probably give up on women myself.

  18. I see all the dancers are over 30. Will not risking any pedo charges. And i like the song. Fuck the haters.

  19. Did he lost a bet or something? I mean he cant be serious with this crap. This is horrible.

  20. Has to be another humiliation ritual, this shit 💩 stinks worse than a public toilet.

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