Old man marries teenage beauty.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MIAMI — Mike Haugabook, 61, is facing venomous backlash after he married his goddaughter, Deja Evans, as soon as she turned 18. Yuck! That’s gross! Mike, you sick bastard! The crazy lovebirds cemented their nuptials last weekend during a conjugal ceremony in Florida where it’s legal to get hitched at a ...

Azriel Clary sets record straight. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Azriel Clary, lead concubine of R. Kelly’s harem, continues to sing like a canary since severing ties with the incarcerated vocalist after 5 years of copulation. In a recently released YouTube video, Azriel called R. Kelly a pedophile and claimed deceased singer Aaliyah wasn’t his first underage victim. She ...

Orlando Brown slams Will Smith. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — First, he said Raven-Symoné aborted his neonate. Then he claimed Nick Cannon ‘waxed his jimmy.’ Now ex-Disney star Orlando Brown is accusing Will Smith of raping him when he was a kid. The child molestation claim was made during a profanity-laced tirade by the former “That’s So Raven” ...

Paul Mooney is accused of rape. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — During a recent chat with Comedy Hype, Rashon Kahn dropped a homosexual bombshell when he accused 78-year-old comic Paul Mooney of molesting Richard Pryor’s son (Richard Jr.) when he was a teenager. To compound matters, Mooney almost got smoked. Kahn said Pryor became so incensed, he offered ...

Three black men busted for fraud.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BATON ROUGE — Law enforcement officials in Baton Rouge, Louisiana are breathing a huge sigh of relief after apprehending three negroes accused of auto insurance fraud. According to police reports, on October 8, 2018, 23-year-old Lyle Morgan rented a U-Haul truck then proceeded to stage an automobile accident by rear-ending ...