Snoop returns to gangsta personae. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — “Drop it like it’s hot.” After spending a couple of seasons in the kitchen with Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg is returning to his gangsta roots. The 49-year-old rapper is now a member of Starz’s “Black Mafia Family.” The Dogfather will play “Pastor Swift” in 50 Cent’s impending dramatization ...

White woman brandishes gun.  Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — Chipotle’s burritos are so damn good, they make you wanna slap your momma! But they ain’t worth dying for. Law enforcement officials in Orion Township, Michigan are investigating after Jillian Wuestenberg — a gravid white woman — pulled a gun on a black mother and her 15-year-old daughter. The disturbing ...

Black man hits elderly patient. Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — Law enforcement officials in Michigan are investigating after 20-year-old Jaydon Hayden pummeled an elderly nursing home patient for no damn reason. The bombardment took place May 15th at the Westwood Rehabilitation Nursing Centre in Detroit. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows Jaydon punching a 75-year-old ...

Lizzo drops new “twerk” footage.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MINNEAPOLIS — Our buddy Lizzo is back at it again. The “Truth Hurts” singer released another “twerk” video earlier this week; except this time she’s scantily-clad in transparent lingerie. Cell phone footage shows the corpulent diva gyrating her hips as she ogles the camera. Seconds later, Lizzo leaned against the wall ...

Girlfriend bites off boyfriend’s tongue. Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — Here’s a Valentine’s Day story for your ass: Youlette Wedgeworth, 52, had her fugly ass thrown in jail after she masticated her boyfriend’s tongue during a french kiss. The sanguinary ordeal went down inside his apartment bedroom on January 28th in Detroit, Michigan. According to court docs, Youlette and ...

Popeyes worker whips customer.  Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — Law enforcement officials in Motown are investigating after a Popeyes Chicken employee assaulted a 20-year-old customer while stripping off her raiments in front of everybody in the restaurant. The donnybrook took place inside the greasy fast food venue in Detroit. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows ...

Judge Mathis is facing litigation. Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — Here’s a classic example of say it, don’t spray it: Judge Mathis is headed to court. Except this time he’ll be sedentary on the opposite side of the bench. That’s because the 59-year-old barrister is accused of expectorating into the countenance of a lowly restaurant valet. The alleged saliva ...

Mateen Cleaves’ video surfaces.  Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT – Last week, former NBA player Mateen Cleaves eluded up to 15 years of incarceration after he was acquitted of 4 counts of rape. But surveillance footage may indicate otherwise. A newly released video shows Cleaves grappling a young white woman twice against her will at a cheap Knights Inn motel ...

Woman makes football history.  Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — She’s in the history books. Toni Harris, a diminutive defensive back with huge NFL dreams, just became the first woman to garner a non-kicking football scholarship. On Tuesday, the 5-foot-7, 130-pound safety signed a letter of intent with Central Methodist University — an NAIA school in Fayette, Missouri. “It feels ...

Psycho teachers jailed & charged. Blog King, Mass Appeal OVERLAND PARK — This week’s “I Screwed Up A Good Job Award” belongs to 44-year-old Blue Valley educator Tiffany Shalberg who had her child molestin’ ass thrown in jail for giving alcoholic beverages and marijuana to a bunch of vexatious students. And get this: In addition to guzzling intoxicants and smoking ...