“They Cloned Tyrone” on Netflix is a chef-d’œuvre
Jamie's Sci-Fi film an instant classic! Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD -- Nancy Drew, eat your heart out! Last night, yours truly descried Jamie Foxx's Netlix film "They Cloned Tyrone"…
Ex-USDA scientist claims burger meat is pink slime
Burgers contain pink slime. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- A viral video shows quondam USDA scientist Gerald Zirnstein warning Americans to stop manducating ground beef 'cause it's faker than…
President Joe Biden hints nuclear war on the horizon
Biden warns nuclear war close. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON -- Uh-oh! President Joe Biden raised eyebrows Thursday night when he disseminated a FEMA map of the United States that…
‘Morbidly obese’ black lady accuses racism for obesity
Big mama explains weight gain. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES -- A viral video shows Rutgers professor Brittney Cooper blaming racism for being morbidly obese. The audacious claim took…
Mr. Gates wants the world ingesting synthetic maize
Bill Gates makin' fake food. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE -- Microsoft honcho Bill Gates is under fire after he released a cringy TV commercial promoting synthetic maize. Bon Appétit!…
White chick thinks Subway inserted poop in sandwich
Michigan State student ate poop. Blog King, Mass Appeal EAST LANSING -- First, Jared masturbated to child pornography. Now this. A viral video shows a ravenous white chick in East…
Angry mom exposes baby daddy for starvin’ her kids
Baby mama slams baby daddy. Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA -- A viral TikTok video shows a quarrelsome black chick in Atlanta cussin' out her baby daddy because he bought…
Ciara is catchin’ hell for twerking at gas station
Ciara loves to twerk. Blog King, Mass Appeal DENVER -- Gas and food prices are so exorbitant, Ciara was relegated to twerking on a Ford Bronco to afford 'em. Decorum…
My 600-Lb. Life: Dr. Now terminated over lawsuits
Dr. Now fired by TLC. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOUSTON -- You can stick a fork in Dr. Now's television métier because it's done. The Bariatric surgeon received a pink…
Joe Biden: Food shortage coming & “Don’t Say Gay”
Biden laments food shortage. Blog King, Mass Appeal BRUSSELS -- President Joe Biden raised eyebrows on Thursday when he said the United States is runnin' outta food despite the fact…