Evil aunt facing murder charges.  Blog King, Mass Appeal BALTIMORE — Nicole Michelle Johnson was thrown in the slammer after the cretinous damsel murdered her niece and nephew then drove their decomposed bodies around town for more than a year. The 33-year-old cacodemon was busted Wednesday night around 11 p.m. in Baltimore, Maryland during a routine traffic stop. That’s when ...

Karen snaps in Victoria’s Secret. Blog King, Mass Appeal SHORT HILLS — Law enforcement officials in New Jersey are investigating after a white woman spewed a screeching paroxysm while attacking a black lady at Victoria’s Secret. The tantrum transpired inside a mall in Short Hills. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows Abigail Elphick (aka Victoria’s Secret ...

Detroit woman handles car thief. Blog King, Mass Appeal DETROIT — A video has gone viral that shows Bianca Chambers — a Black chick in Detroit — dragging a teenage carjacker by his dreadlocks after she caught him getting his hair twisted at the barbershop with her Mercedes Benz parked out front. The beatdown transpired Wednesday afternoon at “7 Days ...

Chicago convict abuses deputies. Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Jerome Townsel was thrown in the slammer after he pummeled four corpulent Sheriff’s deputies just minutes before he was scheduled to appear in court. The bout of fisticuffs transpired Wednesday morning around 10 a.m. inside the Skokie Courthouse. It was also captured on video. Surveillance footage shows Jerome thwacking the ...

Derek Chauvin found “guilty.”  Blog King, Mass Appeal MINNEAPOLIS — Say his name. It took a measly 10 hours of deliberation, but the jury got it right. Former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin was found guilty Tuesday afternoon on all three counts in the asphyxiation of George Floyd. Now he’s lookin’ at a million years behind bars. Judge Peter Cahill ...

NFL player whips black girlfriend.  Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — Alleah Taylor appeared on “CBS This Morning” where she shared her narrative for the first time since getting pummeled by her Caucasian boyfriend, NFL lineman Chad Wheeler. On January 22nd, Chad delivered his best Ike Turner impersonation by beating Alleah to a bloody pulp. They had only been f*cking ...

White cop zaps black student. Blog King, Mass Appeal EUSTIS, Florida — Law enforcement officials in Central Florida are catching hell after a White resource officer used his taser on a Black female student in the school cafeteria. The disturbing ordeal transpired in front of dozens of pupils at Eustis High School. It was also captured on video. Cell phone ...

Trey Songz hits security officer.  Blog King, Mass Appeal KANSAS CITY — Law enforcement officials in the American Heartland are catching hell after R&B singer Trey Songz got into a physical altercation with police officers because he refused to don a mask during Sunday’s AFC Championship Game between the Kansas City Chiefs and Buffalo Bills. The donnybrook transpired inside Arrowhead ...

Psycho went on shooting spree.  Blog King, Mass Appeal CHICAGO — Law enforcement officials in Chicago are probing for answers after 32-year-old Jason Nightengale went on a shooting spree for no reason, leaving several dead including himself. The sanguinary ordeal began Saturday afternoon around 1:50 p.m. in a parking lot located on South East End Avenue. That’s where Jason smoked ...

Ex-NFL lineman brandished gun.  Blog King, Mass Appeal PHOENIX — Law enforcement officials in Phoenix, Arizona are catching hell after they shot former NFL player Ekom Udofia at least 10 times before siccin’ a police dog on his black ass. The sanguinary ordeal transpired around 2:00 a.m. on November 30th. It was also captured on video. Police body cam footage ...