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Leslie Jones is still single, claims U.S. men ain’t sh*t
Leslie Jones is fried.
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NEW YORK — “🎵I’m beautiful, I’m beautiful, I’m beautiful, dammit!🎵” During a recent appearance on “The Kelly Clarkson Show,” comedienne Leslie Jones gave an elucidation on why she’s still single at 58 years old. It’s her assertion eligible bachelors are intimidated by her rise to stardom. “I don’t understand why you wouldn’t want a woman like me,” Leslie said. “I am successful. I am rich. I can fight. I’m sick of men telling me, ‘Oh, well, you know you hardcore.’ Yeah, I am. ‘Oh, well, what are you bringing to the table?’ I am the table!” Fellow comedian Aries Spears descried the interview and disseminated his two cents. “YESSSSS cause that’s what men want, a woman who is loud, aggressive and can fight!” he tweeted. “And let’s not say the part we’re all thinking!!!” Ok, I’ll say it. Leslie is cursed with a grotesque countenance, a burly physique and masculine traits.
The “Saturday Night Live” alum is funny as hell. But nobody finds her attractive. One viewer said he could be “drunk and high, and still wouldn’t f*ck her.” Leslie is fried. She walks, talks and acts like a dude. Yes, she’s rich. But mazuma can’t conceal a paucity of femininity. Big Les might as well stock up on batteries and buy a cat🐱. She’s done. Social media reaction was wild. One commenter wrote, “Aries once again demonstrates that he is a classless brother. Why would he put that sister on blast like that?”
Another chimed in with:
I always thought Leslie was a lesbo🌈.”
A third person added, “She needs to find herself a white man and call it a day.”
Look, it’s become commonplace for single ladies to advertise what they offer instead of asking men what they want.
In other words… if a bachelor says he cherishes a feminine woman, then act feminine.
If he’s adamant about a popsy being docile, then shut the f*ck up and fix him sandwich🥪.
Catch my drift?
What Leslie fails to understand is only betas care about a woman’s métier, bank account and/or level of education.
Alphas don’t give a f*ck.
Babygirl can work at Chipotle 🌮 for all we care.
We simply want a feminine, traditional chick.
It’s also imperative to be equally yoked.
If you’re fugly, find an ugly mate.
If you’re corpulent, get somebody who’s fat.
It ain’t rocket science.
Leslie, if you recall, pissed off the Passport Bros when she said, “Y’all don’t know how to f*ck a woman correctly.”
Lol.
Do you feel sorry for Big Les?
Will she spend the rest of her life alone?
Watch Leslie make her best sales pitch.
Share your thoughts.
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Imagine being that unattractive and picky
Ugly, manly and delusional
She’s 58 on top of everything. She’s in her grandma era but is behind schedule so is still talking about dating as she is about to hit 60.
I’ll hook up with her…….. for the money 💰😀😆😁
She’s just too masculine. Period! No more, no less. Nothing personal.
Ol big aggressive azz
Hell you scaring men😂😂😂😂
She thinks because she’s rich successful and can fight..men should be lining up for her 😅😅😅
She is right, she is the table, we Ladies are the table.
I am so tired of people like Aries, who have failed to have a long lasting successful relationship being the loudest ones talking on how to not be single. Serious question, how would he know 🤔
She’s not feminine no matter how hard she tries, loud & obnoxious to boot.. 😂😂😂
dam she ugly
Leslie has a nice smile and she should smile way more often. Too old to not know why you ain’t got no man
I think that aggressive personality of hers was probably needed to land her roles in Hollywood but I don’t think she needs to portray that energy off the clock…if it’s not really her and if she could tone it down. She, herself, isn’t ugly but her behavior is. As a straight woman, I don’t even want to engage with her. It’s not a desirable energy to witness. Soften the tones, dial down the theatrics and watch how much more appealing she’d be.
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. It’s the aggressive behavior and probably that boss chick energy that is the problem.
Let’s start with her looks
she proved their point… she literally said dudes say shes too hardcore.
She is still in my opinion a beautiful woman
A woman that l👀ks like a pitbull passing judgement is crazy-scary-spooky-hilarious.
Does Aries Spears even have fans?! I cannot name a single comedian who rocks with this dude. Trying to get laughs by picking on someone who could really be hurting is lame af. And wtf is he to talk about anyone’s physical appearance?! C A N 🤡
All the money in the world cannot make Leslie Jones look like Rihanna .
Heterosexual men are attracted to feminine women… Leslie has not tapped into her feminine energy enough.
I bet she’s a freak 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
Aries is 💯% Right.
Leslie Jones is 💯% fully self aware
She’s smart enough to know this planet has 8 billion people in it & that means there’s gotta be enough dudes that are open and willing to shoot their shot at her & she’s letting them know to do it already
Everyone else hating for the sake of hating and that won’t get you anywhere 🦃
Congratulations you are the table that no one wants. Have fun with that.
She’s A Alpha female THAT DESERVES A ALPHA MALE weak-minded people make weak ass assumptions
Shit Leslie got money i would get her pregnant 😂
Man y’all crazy Leslie fine and I know she got some fire 🔥 cat
“I can fight” means she can handle herself and won’t call her man for every single conflict. I think she named admirable qualities. if you don’t find her physically attractive. that’s your choice but only abusive men want a damsel. Historically women have surpassed being damsels in distress.
“Will she spend the rest of her life alone?”
Man please there’s someone for everyone. I’ve seen all types of people in relationships. Hell even homeless and crackheads be having relationships. It’s all about what you will accept
I dont agree with a lot of the masculine/feminine stuff said here. The problem is the mouth. Yes, Leslie Jones has a mouth. In physical contrast, Jasmine Crockett has a mouth. The difference being, Leslie Jones is a comedian. Heck, Tyler Perry built a whole career on dressing like an old woman with a mouth. There is a brilliance to comedy. It’s there to make you laugh, but some of it is out there to make you think too. ❤U, Leslie!
😂These comments did not disappoint 😂😂
LOL. She’s the table and the dining set.
Very unattractive
A man wants a laid back calm feminine woman. No man wants to compete with himself by being with a loud aggressive woman.
I love Leslie Jones. She’s authentic. And let’s keep it all the way real. The men that have been talking the most 💩 about Leslie are BLACK men. Most of them love acting like THEY are the “princess”, and most of them love asking that stupid question “what do you bring to the table?” When a lot of them don’t even own a table 😂 #TeamLeslie
The fact that many women cheer on and applaud this, is the same fact why year in and year out they are single. If “single women keep women single” was a person 😂
She needs a feminine man who will let her be a masculine woman.
She looks like she eats men with no fork, all hands. Then spits their bones out
More like she ate the table
She just named traits that most women look for in a man.
I’m rich..
I can fight 😂
Bruh! 😂 This is hilarious. Unfortunately, MEN don’t go around looking for women who are Rich, Successful and can fight.
Well, if you are indeed the table, ENJOY THE WHOLE BUFFET. This shouldn’t even be a conversation, nor a point of contention. Nor should you need to holler your position out to the world. The buffet that you can enjoy peacefully alone should be enough to keep your mouth full.
“I don’t understand why you wouldn’t want a woman me” then proceeds to act like a man. None of this is attractive.
Leslie is so fuckin funny. My gurl. But Leslie honey calm down just a little bit & maybe ur man will find U
She doesn’t know why men don’t want to date her, but she listed qualities about herself that women look for in men, not qualities that men look for in women. Generally speaking, men want a woman who is soft and kind, but she said that she is rich and successful and can fight. Why would a man care how much money she has? It’s not like he will be able to spend it. And who cares if she can pay her own bills on her own? That just means she is a functional adult. And why would he care if she could fight? Are they going to box or something? 😂
☝🏽 She’s successful
✌🏽 She’s rich
👊🏽 She can fight
I like her, but she sounds frustrated. Just my opinion, but people who are single have to find ways to make peace with it. love yourself and find other things in life that bring you joy. A lot of relationships are bullshit anyway, but people are NOT going to admit it. But based on her tone and the energy, Leslie is a bit…”frustrated”…
That “I am the table” was just the essence of the black woman, the mother of all!🎉 Love it!❤
Tell this linebacker to calm the fuck down
She gone die alone. Don’t no man want that.