Big Leslie Jones compares getting married to ‘slavery’

Leslie strikes again. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

NEW YORK — “🎵I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes, hey!🎵” First, Ari Lennox. Then, Taraji P. Henson. Now Leslie Jones. Successful women are having a difficult time finding love. Leslie, who just a few months ago said she’s “the table” and bachelors should want her, set the internet ablaze 🔥 when she drew a juxtaposition between marriage and slavery. During a recent chinwag with Ziwe Fumudoh, the 58-year-old “Saturday Night Live” star ⭐ was asked if she could be a “tradwife” to which she retorted, “Absolutely f*cking not. Because that’s not who the f*ck I am. And my daddy didn’t raise me like that. I think marriage is legalized slavery.” This ain’t the first time Leslie has made nonsensical bondage references about copulation and matrimony. If you recall, in 2014, the grotesque comedienne said, “See, I’m single right now. But back in the slave days, I would’ve never been single. I’m 6 feet tall, and I’m strong… I mean, look at me. I’m a Mandingo.”

Um, Leslie… real men don’t want strong women.

We’re the Mandingos, not you.

Alphas prefer a soft, demure persona coupled with a fat ass and big titties.

Social media reaction was wild. One commenter wrote, “How would Leslie know anything about marriage? She’s been single forever.” Another chimed in with, “The Illuminati told her to say that sh*t to continue the destruction of nuclear families. She’s never been married, yet giving advice to not get married. She’s Satanic, she’s ugly and she’s against God. Her opinion is irrelevant.”

A third viewer added:

Dang! Even PRECIOUS managed to get hitched! Leslie’s doomed.”

What’s my take?

Many modern women are single simply because they’re hellbent on procuring a traditional man and it ain’t a good fit. Alphas don’t give a damn about a woman’s métier, income or level of education. The only thing that’ll suffice is a traditional, feminine, domestic lady. See, your average feminist won’t accept the fact she’d be better served pursuing nuptials with a modern man.

Beta males, simps, Pookie & Ray Ray are enamored with a female’s success because they require sustenance and shelter.

Hell, they need women to pay for everything.

Traditional men, on the other hand, desire a wife who can take care of the home and nurture children.

That’s why the Passport Bros are traveling abroad in search of nooky.

Traditional women are hard to find in America.

Leslie is masculine, discontented, and nontraditional.

She said she couldn’t be a “tradwife,” yet she wants a traditional man.

Leslie needs to find herself a beta or an old white man and leave alphas alone.

Square pegs don’t fit into round holes.

Watch Leslie spew her nonsense, then watch Rizza Islam’s rebuttal.

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