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Politician shares sex tape hoping it generates votes
Itkis pulled a Kardashian.
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NEW YORK — Mike Itkis, a third-party liberal candidate in New York’s 12th District who’s running for U.S. Congress, set the Internet ablaze the other day when he released his own sex tape (à la Kim Kardashian) to win votes. You can’t make this stuff up. The 13-minute Pornhub video, titled “Bucket List Bonanza,” shows Magic Mike masticating the vulva of porn star Nicole Sage before thrusting his phallus in and out with no condom. The depilated politician even had Nicole moaning and gobbling like a turkey as she held that voluptuous derrière steady with her heels up. Can’t lie, the tape is kinda disappointing; mainly because Magic Mike f*cks like a Republican and Nicole — although beddable — is way too wholesome. Video vixens should be feral and feisty. Social media reaction was vicious. One viewer wrote, “Is this guy on drugs? A sex tape for his campaign? Really?”
Another chimed in with, “Boring and looks like two raw, uncooked chickens smashing.”
A third observer added, “This man obviously has issues. He must have a sex addiction and soon he’ll be using New York tax money to pay for his porn addiction. 🙄 Our country is falling apart. Sad. 😔”
Magic Mike — a quondam U.S. Army Reserve — swore if he wins, he’ll bring a “sex positive” approach to politics. The Manhattan congressional candidate will also decriminalize prostitution, cease government participation in all things conjugal, and annihilate the notion that copulation should be between a man and woman. So it won’t be long before you can legally remunerate a hooker and/or hit it doggystyle with the family beagle. Magic Mike said the purpose of the X-rated video is “to bring awareness to many unresolved issues regarding sexual behavior in our society.”
Does Magic Mike have your vote?
Will you jack off to his sex tape to show support?
Watch Magic Mike explain his X-rated campaign ad.
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Maybe he is a gay predator who is about to be exposed and that’s his Kevin Spacey move to “come out” as heterosexual – and thus to exonerate himself from prior sexual assaults on boys & men. Considering how crazy things are in NYC, I wouldn’t exclude this scenario, although I’m hoping it remains a joke lol
He eatin that coochie. Aint no tellin where its been.
oh my God! what is this world turning into?!! it is all the fault of these woke greeny weenie left-wing wacko radicals Democrats! all Democrats must be voted out of office. The Republican Party must take control of Congress and the Senate and get our country back on track. The left wing radical Democrats have thrown our country under the bus and just keeps backing up over it. time to stop the insanity at the voting booth. God bless Donald Trump. God bless the great Republican Party!
He wouldn’t have to pay me to suck him off and lick those big balls!
OMG!! That is as disgusting as it is ignorant 😖
“backdoor bonanza” is more like it
WOW…for the first time a politician is working “hard” for his campaign
Got my vote, if he’s screwing her he doesn’t have time to screw the taxpayer
they are inching closer and closer to pedophilia being okay
Democrats will vote for him
This is actually super hot. She seems to really be enjoying it. Feels like a hot “fuck a fan” experience haha.
he kinda fucks like a politician tbh. boring
It’s nice to see more uncircumcised representation in our government
Mike’s stroke game is trash 🗑 but she can ride though
CURIOUS GEORGE SUCKS ASS
So she does all the work? Typical politician
Mike Itkis is my inspiration to make it into porn even at such late age
I’d suck that sweetcorn and balls until I swallowed every drop of sperm in his beautiful balls..
The first politician we know *for sure* how big their dick is
i wonder if he tried to write this off as a campaign expenditure
Filthy fucking liberal politicians.
No fornicator, sexually, whoremonger immoral person will inherit the kingdom of God but will be in hell. This is what the bible clearly says, God’s word endures forever. Jesus Christ is the word of God. So, a nation that celebrates SIN and has wicked unrepentant sinners like this guy, and all those involved in much worst, running government, will be judged as Sodom and Gomorrah, which God utterly destroyed.
The guy actually has great ideas for legislation: sex positivity, pro-choice, better g*n control. The tape was mid, even for my feminist ass, but the guy has great ideas for legislation. I would absolutely support him if I was from the area he’s trying to get elected at. Definitely refreshing to read his proposals, especially when we’re living at a time where there’s a seemingly impending escalation in f*scist conservatism. He’d have my vote even though this video wasn’t that great.
So this is what the news got us worked up over?
@LorraineSaintWhore: I don’t think the point was to have a super amazing porn video anyway, I think it’s just to show two average people having consensual sex to get his message out there, and it’s certainly done that.
i can’t comprehend the fact that old politician niggas be fucking
He wants to be a Kardashian so bad
Legalizing sex work is a good thing. Everyone cries about how men are lonely and not getting sex, how social media ruined eveything, how misogyny is rising, etc. Yet, all this could be solved if young men could pay professionals to resolve their sexual frustrations and help them be more productive in other parts of their lives. The rich and famous already do it. Why should the average Joe should not have access too?
way to broadcast to world how weak your dick game is. this is terrible beyond belief
Not voting for anyone who fucks like this 😴
You got my vote nigga
Worst porn I’ve ever seen, however it is the best political ad I’ve ever seen 👹
How am I supposed to vote if I’m too busy jacking off
1 out of 10 people jerked off to this while the rest of us got in the mood to watch all the despicable me movies
I was expecting so much more. Probably too scared to show his dick. This is him basically paying a prostitute and fucking her in the most vanilla way. No vote from me.
You’re right. He fucks like a Republican.
Points though for going down on her, which Republican men just do not do.
meh, I as hoping for more action. The camera angles suck and no money shot. Come on man if you want to run for congress learn how to fuck one person before you try to fuck millions .
ewwwww who would sleep with this old man!!
It’s always the most unattractive/bad body people that want to be seen as sexual. St🛑p it.✋🏾
This man is gross, he can’t bring nothing good to American politics, families or society, he is old and evil!!!
Many of the politicians were always like this! They’re just out of the closet like many of the gays! 😆 🤣 😂
This is actually super hot. She seems to really be enjoying it. Feels like a hot “fuck a fan” experience haha.
Who wants to vote for a limp dick sad white dude 💀
Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is what our founding fathers fought for. If only Benjamin could see it now
For those of you complaining about his performance, this is what real sex looks like. You don’t go in there like a jackhammer. The caption at the beginning mentions that the video was directed by her, which means the sex you’re seeing is the sex she actually enjoys.
nigga look like a zombie……. worst sex tape by far
This is an example what God through the Apostle Paul was referring to in Romans 1.
Why would any intelligent person be ok with someone running for office use a sex tape to promote himself? Our society is decaying faster than 3 day old raw fish left out on the counter.
There are many scriptures in the bible that warn us of how evil it will get in the last days. It will increase, but The Lord also promises His protection and says that He will pour out His spirit in those times. He will never leave us nor ever forsake us.
What is happening to this country? We’re sinking. Please vote blue💙! Protect humanity, decency and common sense. Please vote 💙! Protect your rights and save democracy.