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NFL on Fox: Kelce admitted Taylor Swift is transgender

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Swifties are gay cult.

Blog King, Mass Appeal

KANSAS CITY — “🎵I’m a dude. He’s a dude. She’s a dude. We’re all dudes, hey!🎵” Travis Kelce set the Internet ablaze the other day when he finally admitted he’s in love with a man. Yessir. Travis made himself sedentary with “NFL on Fox” reporter Erin Andrews prior to Sunday’s Super Bowl rematch featuring the Philadelphia Eagles versus our Kansas City Chiefs to discuss his wedding proposal to transgender songstress Taylor Swift. During the chinwag, Travis made it crystal clear he’s knockin’ boots 👢 with a he-she. “It’s been an exciting ride up to this date,” Travis said. “And I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with him.” With him? With him??? You heard the man. He didn’t stutter. Our boy Trav is gay. Full-blown, Liberace gay. He’s bussy-whipped. He bought a ring, genuflected, then proposed to a n*gga. Don’t get much gayer than that. Trav is now an integral part of the LGBT 🌈 community. Those of us with common sense already knew Taylor had a wiener🌭. Now the entire world knows.

Social media reaction was nothin’ short of priceless. One commenter wrote, “Taylor could whip his cock out on stage and the Swifties would pretend it never happened.” Another chimed in with, “Yep, that’s a man. So are Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson, and many others. Taylor can’t hide that male forehead. The jawline, the hands. Not female. Looks like the offspring of Anton LaVey.”

A third person added, “Now Travis can enjoy licking two balls at once. In all seriousness, his teammates better be careful not to drop the soap in the shower. Kelce is officially out the closet.”

Are you happy for Travis?

Does his affinity for drag queens change your perception of him?

Watch No. 87 let the cat out the bag, then watch Taylor’s tranny transformation.

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This Post Has 98 Comments

  1. Yeah, Taylor has male energy as well. Many of these “female” rock singers are probably guys. It’s another case of playing a role.

  2. The Cult always twists and inverts the gender roles. It’s all across Hollywood. They swear allegiance to Baphomet for Pete’s sake, imagine Courtney Coxx Arquette, Cameron Diaz, Serena Williams, Beyoncé and others.

  3. I damn near spilled my drink when he said “I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with him”

  4. Travis and Taylor are giving a whole new meaning to the position of tight end in the NFL.

  5. Now it makes sense. Taylor has been around 50 dudes and not gotten pregnant.

  6. I have gotten called so many names and get called ugly when i say ” there is no way taylor is female!” I’m glad Travis admitted it. Finally, others see it.

  7. NFL fans are the biggest idiots. They think the games are not rigged and they think Taylor Swift is a woman. A bunch of fukkin dumbasses.

  8. Damn. Travis went from fucking sexy black chicks to banging skinny white men. Why the switch homie?

  9. I feel bad for Taylor and Travis. Imagine having your romance under the microscope of the whole world.

  10. Taylor always has bangs to hide her brow ridge that only male skulls have

  11. well that explains why dudes don’t stick around after a very BRIEF affair.

  12. Hands feet forehead always has greasy hair.That’s a sign of a man for sure

  13. Doesn’t really matter cause my fantasy is just to do a jizz 💥 bomb all over her or his face.

  14. No ass, huge feet, skinny boney knees and elbows – and it’s the deceit that gets me. Fooling little kids to follow these demonic inverts, to hate their own bodies, to constantly compare. Disgusting . Protect your children.

  15. Even Eugenia Cooney has more hips and curves than Taylor and she’s lighter than a feather. Also the hands give it away everytime.

  16. Yeah! Yeah! Dude looks like a lady. So is Angelina Jolie in the movie The Unforgivable with Sandra Bullock she plays a mental patient and you clearly see him/her’s Adam’s apple and the man spread way she/him sits in that movie….. it’s clearly a boy playing a girl and not really able to control the natural way men hold their postures.

  17. I knew about this for a while. In various pictures, the boy’s body parts were clearly protruding🤣

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