Biden’s Paradise forecasts danger. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Freedom Toons released a Woke rap video titled “Biden’s Paradise” — a parody of Coolio’s hit song “Gangster’s Paradise” — and the conception has gone mad viral. In the cartoon, a braided Joe Biden brags about sniffing children’s hair and selling our souls to China president Xi Jinping. “Damn I’m ...

Simpsons spoof vaccine rollout. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — The Simpsons released a cartoon to poke a little fun at the COVID-19 vaccine and the animation has gone mad viral. The 2-minute clip shows an African American doctor attempting to give Bart Simpson the jab by any means necessary. First, the physician tried to inoculate the kid with a ...

Celebrities slam COVID vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — A video has gone viral that shows several celebrities lambasting Bill Gates’ coronavirus vaccine. Comedian Eddie Griffin said he’s eschewing the jab because “Bill Gates ain’t no doctor.” During a recent chinwag with Dr. Oz, talk show host Wendy Williams echoed a similar sentiment. “I don’t trust it,” she said. ...

Warren Buffett dumps Bill Gates. Blog King, Mass Appeal SEATTLE — Seems everybody’s divorcing Bill Gates these days. First, the Microsoft originator lost his wife of 27 years. Now Warren Buffett is leaving his Satanic ass. The 90-year-old investor resigned from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation on Wednesday for no damn reason. Buffett also announced he’s gonna donate a ...

Khloé & Tristan calling it quits. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — You can stick a fork in Khloé Kardashian’s relationship because it’s done. The 36-year-old reality TV star and her baby daddy, Boston Celtics forward Tristan Thompson, are calling it quits… again… amid Tristan’s latest cheating scandal. Khloé concocted the cessation after a vixen named Sydney Chase claimed ...

Sesame Street is officially “Woke.”  Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — First, we learned Bert and Ernie are a gay couple. Now this: The stratagem of globalists entails transmogrifying heterosexuals into homosexuals to expedite the new world order which makes sense. After all, international sovereignty is much simpler to procure minus hypermasculinity. But, for that to transpire, the machination ...

Donald Trump eyeing return.  Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Make America Great Again? Donald Trump has been running around telling proponents he’s gonna be reinstated as president sometime in August. Now there’s a slim chance he’ll get his wish. That’s because a recent poll, conducted by Politico and Morning Consult, shows 29 percent of self-identified Republicans believe the 74-year-old ...

Obama attacks ‘cancel culture.’  Blog King, Mass Appeal ATLANTA — During a recent chinwag with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, quondam President Barack Obama said he’s worried about the state of democracy in the United States; mainly because Republicans have been “cowed into accepting” a series of positions that “would be unrecognizable and unacceptable even five years ago or a decade ago.” ...

Scooby-Doo busts Fauci and Gates.  Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — Let’s give Scooby-Doo & Co. credit for providing veracity on a contagion that’s baffled mankind. The private eye canine — along with Fred, Daphne, Velma and Shaggy — did something government officials couldn’t do. They solved the mysterious case of the coronavirus pandemic. In a recently released cartoon concocted ...

Judge Kitchens ‘catching hell.’ Blog King, Mass Appeal LIBERTY COUNTY — Divorce Court Judge Travis Kitchens in good ole Liberty County, Texas is under fire after he ordered a husband and wife to get the coronavirus vaccine if they want visitation rights with their quartet of snotty-nosed children. “He pretty much told me and her both that we were to get ...