Lion King promo infuriates parents. Blog King, Mass Appeal HOLLYWOOD — First, they used Sesame Street. Now politicians are using “The Lion King” to promote Bill Gates’ coronavirus vaccine to children and anti-vaxxers. The cartoon advertisement shows Young Nala and Zazu singing “I Just Can’t Wait For Vaccines” to debate the pros and cons of getting the jab. The parady ...

Candace hammers Gates & Dr. Fauci. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Candace Owens raised eyebrows Monday night when she said Dr. Anthony Fauci should be donning orange in a “federal prison.” The conservative commentator also called Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates “pure evil” for impelling the coronavirus vaccine. Candace, who said she won’t “get the jab,” tweeted her exasperation. ...

Elmo and Louie promote vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal NEW YORK — Parents around the globe blew a gasket on Friday after PBS officials disseminated a “Sesame Street” public service announcement for the coronavirus vaccine. The 60-second promotion shows Elmo and his dad, Louie, encouraging anti-vaxxers to get the jab. “Elmo and I are feeling hopeful and excited,” Louie boasted. ...

Thomas Humphrey purloined vaccine.  Blog King, Mass Appeal MINNEAPOLIS — Thomas Humphrey, an anti-vaxxer in Minnesota, was thrown in the slammer Thursday after he purloined a vial of Johnson & Johnson’s coronavirus vaccine to have the ingredients independently investigated. The five-finger discount transpired during his appointment at CVS. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage shows Humphrey snatching ...

Bill and Melinda calling it quits. Blog King, Mass Appeal MEDINA — Ladies, the Antichrist is suddenly single and, if you have $666 to spare, you can help offset his divorce filing fee. That’s because Microsoft originator Bill Gates, 65, and wife Melinda Gates, 56, are calling it quits after 27 years of holy matrimony. Melinda filed dissolution documents in ...

Eddie Griffin rips COVID vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal LOS ANGELES — Kansas City native Eddie Griffin didn’t mince words when proffering his two cents on the mysterious coronavirus pandemic. While popping off a diatribe on his YouTube channel, the 52-year-old comedian said billions of “crash test dummies” were duped into getting the COVID-19 vaccine by Microsoft honcho Bill Gates, ...

Humpty Hump found deceased. Blog King, Mass Appeal TAMPA — “Alright, stop whatcha doin’ cause I’m about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to.” First DMX. Then Black Rob. Now Humpty Hump. Rappers from the ’90s are droppin’ like flies. Shock G, the alter ego of Humpty Hump, has migrated to that big recording studio in ...

Uber driver was bitten by nurse. Blog King, Mass Appeal TAMPA — Michele Stilwell, a 55-year-old nurse, was thrown in the slammer after she choked her Uber driver before masticating the scruff of his neck. Yuck! That’s gross! The zombie attack transpired around 5 p.m. on April 17th in Tampa, Florida. It was also captured on video. Cell phone footage ...

Dr. Matt Hepburn reveals microchip. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — Bill Gates and Co. are at it again. Welp, got some good news and bad news. The good news is the coronavirus vaccine is more than likely NOT the “Mark of the Beast (666)” as biblically described in the Book of Revelation. The bad news is the government’s COVID-19 ...

Obama promotes COVID-19 vaccine. Blog King, Mass Appeal WASHINGTON — As part of his “Roll Up Your Sleeves” initiative, quondam President Barack Obama met virtually with NBA greats Shaquille O’Neal and Charles Barkley to pressurize negroes into getting the coronavirus vaccine. Obama opened the chinwag with wisecracks about Shaq’s business ventures and Barkley’s waistline before starting a disquisition on immunizations. ...