Kevin Hart Roast: Comics crossed the line all night

Kevin roasted. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

CALI — Yours truly finally got a chance to descry “The Roast of Kevin Hart” on Netflix. The 3-hour event transpired on Mother’s Day at the Kia Forum in Los Angeles. Usher opened the ceremony with a diss track. Shane Gillis was the emcee. Here’s my thoughts: Katt Williams and Sheryl Underwood were savage. Sheryl claimed she “f*cked” Kevin before he married his wife, Eniko. But his phallus matched his diminutive height. “Kevin and I hooked up once, before he got married,” said Sheryl, whose husband committed suicide in 1990. “He got stuck in my pussy. I tied a rope around his neck and pulled him out like a tampon… F*cking Kevin was a lot like watching his movies. The first five minutes are ok… then you’re just waiting for it to be over.” Katt and Kevin finally squashed their beef after years of going at each other’s throats. They even shared a warm embrace. “I’m surprised they invited me,” Katt told Kevin.

That’s how little star power you have. They had to start inviting your enemies.”

Tony Hinchcliffe pissed off Democrats nationwide when he insinuated George Floyd was burning in hell 🔥 while roasting Kevin. “The Black community is so proud of you,” Tony said. “Right now George Floyd is looking up at us all, laughing so hard he can’t breathe.” Ouch! Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson tried to f*ck Eniko on stage, much to the chagrin of his Jumanji co-star.

But she politely declined the invitation.

“I wanna just take a moment, just to give a shout-out, give flowers to all the ladies up here,” Dwayne said.

“You all look beautiful, magnificent, sexy. You know who else looks sexy? Kevin’s wife, Eniko.”

After Kevin got in Dwayne’s ass for seducing his wife, Chelsea Handler jumped in to add kerosene to the inferno.

“Don’t you think it’s time for your wife to have a real man?” she cracked.

“Don’t you think it’s time for Eniko to be with somebody that is bigger than her?”

Dwayne suffered a savage beating on social media for saying the word “retarded” while roasting Draymond Green.

Critics believe he was being disrespectful to mothaf*ckas with disabilities.

In summary, all the A-listers took turns poking fun at Kevin for being short and having a crackhead father.

The jokes were written by 17 white men.

The N-word was spewed every two seconds, and several references were made to slavery, Jeffrey Epstein and Sean “Diddy” Combs.

But it was all in good fun.

The bottom line is Kevin got roasted like a mofo.

But he took it like a man.

Or, should I say, “half a man?”

(Drumroll🥁, Cymbal)

Tom Brady and Flavor Flav had funnier roasts.

But Kevin’s was cool.

Blog-O-Meter Rating: 3 outta 5 popcorn bags

Watch highlights of the roast, Dr. Umar’s reaction, and Kevin’s defense of the racism spewed.

Share your thoughts.

The only one that spoke up pic.twitter.com/CBdBPeZemA

— romanreloaded.daily (@NICKI5461640722) May 11, 2026

Tony Hinchcliffe made a WILD George Floyd joke while roasting Kevin Hart 💀

“The Black community is so proud of you… right now George Floyd is looking up at us all laughing so hard he can’t breathe.” pic.twitter.com/33T2anzhja

— Killa 🌺 (@KillaKreww) May 11, 2026