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Kevin Hart Roast: Comics crossed the line all night

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Kevin roasted. 

Blog King, Mass Appeal

CALI — Yours truly finally got a chance to descry “The Roast of Kevin Hart” on Netflix. The 3-hour event transpired on Mother’s Day at the Kia Forum in Los Angeles. Usher opened the ceremony with a diss track. Shane Gillis was the emcee. Here’s my thoughts: Katt Williams and Sheryl Underwood were savage. Sheryl claimed she “f*cked” Kevin before he married his wife, Eniko. But his phallus matched his diminutive height. “Kevin and I hooked up once, before he got married,” said Sheryl, whose husband committed suicide in 1990. “He got stuck in my pussy. I tied a rope around his neck and pulled him out like a tampon… F*cking Kevin was a lot like watching his movies. The first five minutes are ok… then you’re just waiting for it to be over.” Katt and Kevin finally squashed their beef after years of going at each other’s throats. They even shared a warm embrace. “I’m surprised they invited me,” Katt told Kevin.

That’s how little star power you have. They had to start inviting your enemies.”

Tony Hinchcliffe pissed off Democrats nationwide when he insinuated George Floyd was burning in hell 🔥 while roasting Kevin. “The Black community is so proud of you,” Tony said. “Right now George Floyd is looking up at us all, laughing so hard he can’t breathe.” Ouch! Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson tried to f*ck Eniko on stage, much to the chagrin of his Jumanji co-star.

But she politely declined the invitation.

“I wanna just take a moment, just to give a shout-out, give flowers to all the ladies up here,” Dwayne said.

“You all look beautiful, magnificent, sexy. You know who else looks sexy? Kevin’s wife, Eniko.”

After Kevin got in Dwayne’s ass for seducing his wife, Chelsea Handler jumped in to add kerosene to the inferno.

“Don’t you think it’s time for your wife to have a real man?” she cracked.

“Don’t you think it’s time for Eniko to be with somebody that is bigger than her?”

Dwayne suffered a savage beating on social media for saying the word “retarded” while roasting Draymond Green.

Critics believe he was being disrespectful to mothaf*ckas with disabilities.

In summary, all the A-listers took turns poking fun at Kevin for being short and having a crackhead father.

The jokes were written by 17 white men.

The N-word was spewed every two seconds, and several references were made to slavery, Jeffrey Epstein and Sean “Diddy” Combs.

But it was all in good fun.

The bottom line is Kevin got roasted like a mofo.

But he took it like a man.

Or, should I say, “half a man?”

(Drumroll🥁, Cymbal)

Tom Brady and Flavor Flav had funnier roasts.

But Kevin’s was cool.

Blog-O-Meter Rating: 3 outta 5 popcorn bags

Watch highlights of the roast, Dr. Umar’s reaction, and Kevin’s defense of the racism spewed.

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  5. All ima say is I love comedy I love dark humor I love racial jokes but y is it the only thing a white comic can do towards someone black is say something racial towards them.. like a black comic can talk about their family their career and the stupid things they do but all they do is talk about lynching and George Floyd.. like be original like I’ve been dark skin my whole life I’ve heard every joke like all they can do is talk about how dark someone is lol like I’ve heard it before it’s not funny after the thousandth time I’ve heard it.

  7. This is America where they publicly allow blatant Disrespect while pretending to be Funny. What Tony said wasn’t funny at all and he should issue an apology to Kevin Hart, The Family of George Floyd & Black People of America.

  9. I have lost ALL RESPECT for Kevin Fart. Dude laughing at those corny azz racist jokes. And him laughing at that George Floyd joke was so koonish!! DAMN SALE OUT!!😡😡

  10. @mjerome: If a black comedian had made a joke like that about Charlie Kirk, MAGA would be in an uproar, but saying it about a black guy is a ok for them.

  11. The roast was clearly a humiliation ritual that went right over heads…👍🏿

  12. George Floyd… who gives a shit. Guy died from an overdose, he said he couldn’t breathe before he was even out of his own fucking car.

  13. @JosephFartface: There is a difference between telling a joke and showing your disposition, white people show their disposition towards BLK people, when they tell a joke about us.

  15. Hey Tony. The white community is so proud of you… right now Charlie Kirk is looking up at us all laughing out of his neck hole

  17. You’re a piece of shit human if you make George Floyd jokes. I don’t care if you’re a comedian or not.

  21. When Katt called Kevin an industry plant he was telling the truth

  23. @Dean: How was making a joke about a cop killing a man and holding his knee cap on his neck until he died funny ? You are crazy for saying that. So sad.

  25. It’s always wild watching white people find humor in Black pain being murdered by a police officer and begging for air is somehow comedy material. That wasn’t a random accident or harmless joke George Floyd died at the hands of law enforcement while people watched and did nothing. But somehow a white man can turn that into entertainment and everybody around him just laughs and giggle. Kevin sitting there kiking along like a good house slave it is exactly why people keep getting away with this behavior.

  27. Sheryl is not weak and she handled all of those people who roasted her. She was amazing and took it all in stride. Sheryl was so funny and got a standing ovation. That’s what I call a true comedian.

  29. Sheryl is the goat!!! Baby when it was her turn she cooked!!! 💪🏽💯🔥

  31. This is why the roast should NOT be in LA. All the celebrities sitting there all stiff not laughing at jokes. All the real fans there in the regular seats thought it was funny. Celebrities sit down and shut up. You already ruined comedy once.

  32. This is exactly what a real Roast is supposed to be! Comedy is at its best when it crosses the ‘line.’ If people can’t handle a joke, they shouldn’t be watching. Tony Hinchcliffe did his job—making people laugh, no matter how dark it gets. Stop the fake outrage and bring back real humor!

  39. Kevin’s roast ain’t shit compared to the roasting that Richard Pryor and Paul Mooney was involved in/.

  40. Why wasn’t Tiffany Haddish allowed to roast??? 😔 WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! 😮😢

  42. Bro Tony Hinchcliffe is the roast king. He has the most successful comedy podcast on the internet.

  43. But no one talking about Pete Davison getting made fun of his dad being dead why ? Because his dad wasn’t famous ? George Floyd was a crack head and if he represents us black people then we have a crack head representation.
    So we are suppose to not forget the trauma that lady has from getting a gun pointed at her stomach but we suppose to give a fuck about the boot ? Should of been two boots one for the baby and one for the crack he represent in our community.

  44. What’s funny about a Black man being killed under a White man’s knee? Where’s the joke? Pathetic!

  45. When are Black people gonna have a level of self respect that doesn’t allow white people to say anything they want and we just smile, laugh and take it?

  46. Katt was not letting up. And he told no lies. The people who invited Katt wanted to humiliate Kevin Hart. That was the goal of this whole roast.

  47. Not a Kevin Hart fan but I heard so much about the roast until i went to watch and halfway through it I turned it off. This was mean spirited and too much. Maybe I am old school, but no, this went way beyond what I use to see as roasting people. 😞Disappointed is an understatement. SMH SMH

  48. RAcoons🦝. Simple as that. To allow the entire roast to be about race, bigotry, anti-black. And all of those RAcoons sitting there taking it. DISGUSTING.

  50. Katt Williams is controlled opposition like Jaguar Wright. You can see the one eyed symbolism in the posters he has for his tours. In his most recent Netflix special he said we are “Scheduled to starve to death next year” (no one laughed). He made a similar statement at a comedy show in early 2025. Truth disguised as humor because humor disarms curiosity. Katt knows what is coming because he is still part of THE CLUB,. In his Shannon Sharpe interview he said he was at an Illuminati meeting with Ludacris.. you dont get to go to those meetings unless you are already part of it. The only reason why Katt is alive is because he has PERMISSION to say the things he does. Do not be deceived.

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