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Rice: Grand Theft Auto KC
Rice locked up.
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KANSAS CITY — “🎵So get up, get, get, get down. 911 is a joke in yo town!🎵” Red Tribe Cinema released a video game teaser that shows embattled Kansas City Chiefs 🏈 receiver Rashee Rice running around town committing crimes in “Grand Theft Auto 7: Kansas City.” As part of his crime spree, the braided malefactor purloined two pairs of Jordans 👟 after smashing a storefront window. Then he stole a car before robbing a Gates Bar-B-Q for a slab as the song “Kansas City” played in the background. “Oh sh*t! Free ribs, how may I help myself?” Rice said while running out the restaurant. One of the employees yelled, “That order was for Andy Reid!” KCPD officers found Rice hiding in an alley and placed him in handcuffs. “Get on the ground now!” one of the cops screamed. Rice was arrested and thrown behind bars until Mayor Quinton Lucas showed up to grant him a pardon. “You’re free to go Rashee. You didn’t deserve this,” Lucas told him. “Thank you Mayor Q,” Rashee replied.
Seconds later, after egressing jail, Rashee stole another car out of the police station parking lot and sped off to commit another crime. Ain’t that a bitch? Social media reaction was wild. One commenter wrote, “Man, I wanna play this! Brilliant!” Another chimed in with, “NFL stands for ‘National Felon League.'” A third person added, “Damn! How many chances this nigga gone get?”
Many Chiefs fans find the game offensive while others think it’s funny as hell.
Watch Rashee act a damn fool in “Grand Theft Auto,” then watch him run from reporters after gettin’ outta jail.
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This kid is so stupid
Rashee is just such a big idiot he can’t stop doing dumb stuff
As the great Ron White once said ” You Cant Fix Stupid”
Got a super bowl ring his rookie season and his attitude has been stank ever since
Dude is a clown
Some people are dumb as hell. Rashee is one of em.
Just a dame shame
He’s the Ja morant of the nfl
As a chargers fan. Rasheed, keep up the shenanigans 👍🏾
What’s sad is this video game is very accurate
Life is hard when you’re stupid. . .
Someone needs to Tell Rice to LOSE his old friends and take ahold of this massive opportunity. He literally has a bag waiting for him after his rookie contract is up and he’s going to RUIN the opportunity
Typical of the modern NFL players. Get a little money and make stupid choices.
I’ll put it like this, if Rice goes out there and puts up like 1400 yards and 10 TDs the chiefs will win the SB. And if they do shake his hand thank him for his service and send him on his way. There is no way to justify giving this man real money
@joepzenz: This bum isn’t worth $5 million a year regardless of what he does. Franchise tag and trade him.👍
He plays for the NFLs team the KC criminals,
This loser is no different than Henry Ruggs who went to prison.
I just hope he didnt drop the soap while in jail